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The Carpet

Stephanie
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The Carpet is a humorous weekly society and culture newsletter written by an award-winning journo with a taste for the weird.

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Please. For The Love Of God. No More Apps.

I was still at university when my friend showed me the first iPhone back in 2008. I marvelled at the technology. We all did. Reasonable cameras. The internet delivered on a small, touch screen. The apps.

Lord help me how we loved the apps....

39 hours ago
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On my dwindling youth and also Hot Girl Cars

I found myself asking a rather existential question the other day.

One morning, I looked in the mirror and saw that a few grey hairs had popped up seemingly overnight. They were on my eyebrows. What a new and terrible surprise.

I squinted...

9 days ago
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If I ever attend a coffee rave, shoot me.

If you ever see me at a sober coffee rave, I need you to shoot me. This might sound like a big request, especially if we haven’t met. But I’m asking it nonetheless.

If I am sober, in public, dancing on a Saturday morning while clutching on...

16 days ago
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Don't ever, ever, ever let ads in cars

So picture this. It’s 2035, and you’ve just finished work.

After saying goodbye to your colleagues, you hop in the lift. You’re immediately prompted to watch an unskippable 30-second ad before pressing the ground floor button. You try to b...

23 days ago
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My very racist year six project

It’s been twenty-five years, and I’m still haunted by an assignment I was asked to do in year six.

In the year 2000, New South Wales junior school students had to study a subject called Human Society and its Environment — or HSIE. At the t...

a month ago
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