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The Carpet

Stephanie

The Carpet is a humorous weekly society and culture newsletter written by an award-winning journo with a taste for the weird.

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My very racist year six project

It’s been twenty-five years, and I’m still haunted by an assignment I was asked to do in year six.

In the year 2000, New South Wales junior school students had to study a subject called Human Society and its Environment — or HSIE. At the t...

8 days ago
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God is dead. Long live the Labubu

If ever there was a sign that God is dead, God remains dead, and that we have killed him, surely it is the rise of Labubu.

As someone who is preoccupied by the random nature of modern-day fame and online trends, I’ve been following Labubus...

15 days ago
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What the hell is a ‘soul pet’?

I’ve noticed a strange phenomenon popping up online recently.

People on Instagram and TikTok are increasingly referring to their pets as ‘soul’ cats or dogs. Although if we’re going to be honest, it’s more common with the cat crowd. Quelle...

22 days ago
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Will friction-maxxing save us?

Have you noticed just about every facet of normal human life has a catchy label these days?

You’re not going for a stroll around the block, you’re on a Hot Girl Walk. It’s not doing the bare minimum at work, you’re Quiet Quitting. Not look...

a month ago
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When your boyfriend is AI

I hit a big milestone in the last week — 1,000 subscribers!

Thank you to everyone who has read this newsletter, sent it to a friend, and subscribed.

There is nothing more valuable in the the world than your time. I really appreciate that...

a month ago
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