The Ceramic Milk
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Favorite Milkings - 09/03/26
Favorite New Poem (Backlog) Ideas
Feel free to steal these for your own poems / artwork (just tag me so I can enjoy it too).
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Loin-meltingly fluid
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Swallow teeth seed, teeth tree extrudes from belly button, have to glue the n...
Myself, Myself, Myself
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Eagerly, I watch myself
Slowly count each heave, unheave
Only dozen hundreds more
‘Til my face is near to me
2:
Brightly, lightly, delightly
Sunlight splinters peck my eyes...
Favorite Milkings - 08/27/26
Favorite New Poem (Backlog) Ideas
Feel free to steal these for your own poems / artwork (just tag me so I can enjoy it too).
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Ground people tongue morning precious
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I live in living rooms
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Darkness blackness back-of-eyeli...
Favorite Milkings - 08/20/26
“Now he has to pack octopus tentacles into his own banana.”
Favorite New Poem (Backlog) Ideas
Feel free to steal these for your own poems / artwork.
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Actionless Resolver
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Frivolous labia folds
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Self-eating groceries...
Favorite Milkings - 08/13/26
“You can’t control your own actions, you can only control what other people do”
Favorite New Poem (Backlog) Ideas
Feel free to steal these for your own poems.
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Lemonal Spaces
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Custard Coozers
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Stomach full of empty nada...
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Born a humble swampmilk in the swamplands. I now write poems as a humble swampmilk from the swamplands.
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