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Helen Razer

Miss Helen Razer is a lady of advanced years. She performs a podcast with Ross, her tallest friend

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Elect Ur Oppressors

Pls enjoy the feel of a Democracy Sausage after it’s farked you and all your mates up the clacker again.

I won’t be voting. Nor will Gary Foley, who dislikes the charade of “representation “ so much, he’d rather chat on our podcast.

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Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers

This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily cryptic set of clues, including the name of t...

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Episode 14: Glory Hatch; or, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a 99.4-odd Batting Average

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your vegan sandals ’cause it’s hot out there today! It’s hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is the perfect time for both frozen gazpacho...

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Episode 13: Consumer Affairs’ Most Wanted; or, Apnoeite for Reconstruction

No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as though he were a patch of arable land in fift...

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Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged

Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fresh out of Gs and have never felt more ama...

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