The Crank
The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with a penchant for plastic hair every Monday
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It is 02:37 in the morning and I am writing. Phrases knit together into sentences; sentences tangle up as paragraphs – edits come and go; I scrabble in the blue light of my screen to render my vision – to carve my Davide from the marble:
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Canina con Biscotti by Giovanna Garzoni (1648, oil on canvas)
Her eyes occupy the centre of the composition, black and bulging and wet. They start to merge with the background of the painting, threatening to become flat and lifeless. Benea...
Everybody get fat right now
The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with fake hair. It updates every Monday.
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Without delving too deeply into my many health problems, I am thin. At 63.7 kilograms and 185.4 centimetres, my build is somewhere...
How the Nintendo DS made the gamer girl
The Crank combines cultural criticism with fake hair. It updates every Monday.
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You can say a lot about the DS – you can praise its catalogue of games, its meteoric sales, or its new features. But what I find most int...
Charli xcx's new single is too smart for its own good
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There comes a time in every creative’s career when they revisit an old idea. Anxious to relive the successes of the past, they come...
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