The Crank
The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with a penchant for plastic hair every Monday
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Does Hollywood finally understand The Odyssey? Sort of
When I first heard that Christopher Nolan was working on an adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey, I shuddered. I thought of Troy, Wolfgang Peterson’s blindly action-packed retelling of The Iliad; I thought of vague blade-swinging and swashbuckling...
Taylor Swift's wedding was an all-American mess, so why can't we look away?
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The wedding itself was secretive, apart from the huge billboards (credit: NPR)
My ideal wedding is like a good pastry: small, s...
How Gwyneth Paltrow's politics turned to goop
If you had to explain AI-powered missile interception as the next evolution of deterrence to Gwyneth Paltrow, could you?
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Meta Glasses by Kylie Jenner. Everything you never wanted.
Last week’s launch of Meta Glasses came with a headline item: the Meta Glasses by Kylie. Hailed by ghoulish brand managers the world over as a product “inspired by her personal style”, these glasses combine the anaesthetising flatness of Ky...
How PinkPantheress made Britannia cool again
If you ever need to take a piss at King’s Cross Station, you are in for a fight: a small Platform 93/4 shrine stands between you and the crapper. As you crawl your way through the mob of tourists, it becomes clear: the UK has a Potter probl...
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