The Crank
The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with a penchant for plastic hair every Monday
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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Taylor Swift has nobody to blame for Taylor Swift but Taylor Swift
I once had a strange substitute teacher with curly hair and a doctorate in philosophy. He would burst into the classroom, dust away whatever busy work had been set for us, and scribble a new question on the whiteboard.
Why, he asked us onc...
Frankenstein and the genesis of the modern incel
“You must create a female for me, with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being.”
Frankenstein, p. 118
[…] my whole life has been one lonely enterprise. One loss after another.
Christopher Harper-...
The Crank turns one year old. Here's what you need to know.
I am a big believer that birthdays should be like second weddings: short, sweet, and probably involving a potluck. I am wary of the expectation they push onto you - to laugh and smile, two of my most hated activities - and tend to keep them...
You're asking the wrong questions about Callum Turner's dystopian rom-com
One Night Only is a movie that has prompted a lot of questions. Why? How? And most importantly, what was Universal on when they gave this garbage the green light?
When trapped in a sex dystopia, your priority is to make goo-goo eyes at men...
Enunciate or die, pop singers
In school, my brother once got picked for a poetry recital competition. His coach was a tight, squat man who would burst across the empty classroom, demanding another go-around. “I won’t care about what you’re saying until I can hear what y...
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