The Daily Pasture is a satirical publication about American absurdity, told from a real farm where the sheep have become alarmingly interested in politics, culture, power, money, media, and modern life.
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America Mistakes Authority for Expertise Again
Fancy Pants announced today that America had once again confused being authorized to make a decision with knowing something about the decision.
“It is an easy mistake,” he explained. “Both people frequently wear jackets.”
The revelation c...
The Child Who Thought Grown-Ups Would Protect the Truth
A child came to the fence one afternoon and asked Fancy Pants a question.
“Who makes sure people tell the truth?”
Fancy Pants stopped chewing.
He had answers for zoning boards, congressional committees, interest rates, and several kinds...
Simone Says Change Starts With Listening, Then Talks for Forty Minutes
Simone opened Monday’s community listening session by reminding the flock that real change begins with humility, curiosity, and giving other people space to speak.
She then spoke for forty minutes.
“We have forgotten how to listen,” Simon...
Sports Desk Confirms Referees Still Responsible For Everyone’s Childhood Issues
After another weekend of controversial calls, Bruce and Frankie confirmed the referees remain responsible for anger dating back several generations.
Bruce and Frankie announced yesterday that referees remain responsible for nearly every un...
Poll Finds Americans Prefer Candidate Who Does Not Exist
The unnamed candidate supports lower prices, competent government, normal behavior, and has never appeared on cable news.
Fancy Pants announced today that the most popular politician in America appears to be a person who does not exist.
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