The Deathmatch Fashion Police
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IWA-DS Carnage Cup 16 (2026)
Oh boy. What a fucking trainwreck IWA-DS has turned into this year. I always held Carnage Cup in high regard, but with this one... I struggle to find positives. It’s a borderline unwatchable mess on all fronts.
Camera? All over the place....
Crash TV October 2026 - CZW, CXW, Crimson Crown, Flesh Wound Features, Death in the Family
This month’s theme is ‘matches I put on my to-review list and that didn’t fit previous Crash TV issues’ aka me doing a spring cleaning in fall. There will probably be a few more like this because boy, is my to-review list long and messy!
F...
UPW Lord Of Hardcore 2016
Today we’ll be looking at UPW Lord of Hardcore 2016 for the A Decade in Death series. This will be a very short review. The total runtime is only 2 hours 9 minutes, and I will skip four matches. Two are non-tournament, non-deathmatches. The...
X Brand Wrestling Wicked 13 Chapter 2 and Other Oddities
“The fuck, man? I thought you were over this! Why are you still bothering with X Brand?!” I can hear you ask, delicious reader. And you have a point. So far, the X Brand shows I’ve sampled have shown me nothing but the manifold faces of mis...
ICW MKE Insane 8 2026 & Double Header
THANK FUCK. Finally! A good show! After I waded through so much trash lately, I was beginning to sound like a ‘lapsed fan’ who made ‘not liking wrestling anymore, everything used to be better’ his whole identity. That’s far from the truth....
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Mudshow Majordomo. Media Guerrilla. Chaotic Neutral. Chronicler of Carnage. Idiot Savant. Ultra F'N Literate. Enfant Terrible. Deathmatch Cassandra Complex. The proverbial pearl before swine. Definitely NOT a real sports journalist.
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