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The Deathmatch Fashion Police

Count Snarkula

"This garbage isn't REAL sports journalism!" Deathmatch wrestling reviews and deep dives. The Renaissance of Nuance. Vandalism as love language. Ultra F'N literate. Manifest Mudshow.

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UPW Lord of Hardcore 2015

I don’t know what UPW stands for. The full name on all their social media - “UPW Pro Wrestling” – suggests the PW part does not stand for ‘pro wrestling’. I’m a bit at a loss here. Maybe ‘UPW’ is an area code? I’m also not sure where exactl...

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Canadian Deathmatch Crazy Eight Invitational 2026

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