The Dump
Melissa McGuckinThe space between my synapses firing and my fingers typing, every morning: The Morning Dump. (free to peruse) Then, the culminative power of the dump, curated into a Monthly 'zine: The Monthly Dump. (paid for the pure sphincter relaxation it brings)
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The Mid-Morning Dump 5.20.26
I swear to fucking God, if one more man tries to tell me I’m an asshole, I’m going to flip a virtual table in my Coke Music ballin’ room.
I had a disco ball and everything.
And you’ll notice, I’m not typing anything in my Notes today. No...
The Morning Dump 5.19.26
Good morning, little Dumpling.
well that one needed to come out. The bowels feel much better.
Have a purge today, Dumplings. Let it go!
Love ya. 💜
PS If you’re upset Dumps aren’t in your inbox earlier, tell to fix the app interface...
The Morning Dump 5.18.26
Today we thank Queen Victoria, by celebrating her birthday, here in ol’ Canada.
Yes, you read that right.
And it’s time to paarrrrtttytyyyyytyyy.
and then I went on IG to listen to a comedian, named Ron Funches, my friend recommended (...
The Morning Dump 5.17.26
My brain is exploding, so here you go.
I really need a Shover. A Keeper. A Lover.
The Morning Dump 5.16.26
Late blooming dumps. Blame Substache.
blame Jeff Bezos
blame blippi
rah rah rah!
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