Lake Nipples
Allison RobicelliA serialized food-centric paranormal erotic soap opera with recipes. NSFAnywhere. From critically lauded James Beard-nominated food writer/humorist Allison Robicelli
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 28 | Founded | 4 years ago | Last Issue | 3 years ago |
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Chapter 14: Back to Bill
Last time in Lake Nipples…
Delores turned her motorcycle into the driveway of the crumbling Poppingcorn estate, her dazed daughter flopped lazily in the sidecar, still struggling to process what had happened to her. She knew Esme...
Chapter 13: Mommy Issues
Last time in Lake Nipples…
“I know you have no idea where to start catching up,” said Delores, “so let’s get you dressed and back to the house so we can pick up exactly where we left off as if nothing unusual happened at all.”
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Chapter 12: Waking Up (Again)
Last Time in Lake Nipples…
Esmerelda nervously followed the sound of her mother’s voice to the kitchen, where she found Delores sitting at the table across from a man with kind eyes, a rugged beard, shaggy hair, and tattoos peeki...
Welcome Back to Lake Nipples!
Greetings and salutations, my darling heathen sluts!
As you might have noticed, Esmerelda hasn’t had many erotic adventures recently. In fact, she hasn’t banged anyone since last March, and there’s a few good reasons for that. For one, I g...
Recipe: Emotional Support Buttered Noodles
Sometimes everything in your life gets upended, and there’s not a single fucking thing you can do about it. Parents fall out of helicopters. Old scars get sliced wide open. A chunk of spicy capicola accidentally gets shoved up your butthole...
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