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Meat Paste
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Below where I find cool streams of water
Wading down my face
And accidentally inhaled until the salt
Calcifies in my lungs
Preserving the...
My Cloudy Skies
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By the time I sat down,
Clouds covered my sky
Taking time, and stealing this book off my shelf,
Other than what I've taken from myself...
My Best Enemies
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Somehow some way,
I find myself counting days,
Losing track as the second hand
Slaps my ass and greets me
On the way out. Bow down
be...
My Top Albums of 2025
Before I take a step off this 12” ledge, I would like to acknowledge the significance of this list with something resembling an editor’s note. This is my first official publication on Substack, and it only took over a year of me dragging my...
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