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Trump Eyes Rome, Offers Carney Governorship
President Donald Trump in a recent attempt to extend an olive branch to Prime Minister Mark Carney has recently made overtures about ‘invading Rome like my ancestors did.’
Sitting at his desk in the Oval Office the President explained “Why...
Somali daycares swamped by liberal women inquiring about spots for their children.
It’s been a difficult two weeks for Judy Samuelsson. After calling 12 Somali daycares in Minneapolis she finally got a spot for her child.
One month has passed and she’s never been more pleased. “Best. Daycare. Ever. Better than any white...
To combat high food costs, Carney introduces his 'One piece of fruit per person' policy.
PM Mark Carney, who’s auditioning to become Commissioner of Middle Earth, announced today his plan to combat the rising cost of food that’s been a political thorn in two successive governments.
“When people can’t buy lemons we have to hav...
Daily Derp: Mattress hits market for sleepers weary from black fatigue; Michael Cera to play Miles Davis in biopic.
Welcome to the Daily Derp with Jimmy Cents.
-Acme Mattress Boogaloo has introduced a mattress for people dealing with black fatigue. Chief product developer Joel Strogonov explains how his team came up with the patented formula. “I got th...
College academic claims grieving is 'right-wing extremism' citing study.
Citing a study by The We Hate Hate Foundation, a college professor at the University of Palm Trees Boogaloo was recorded telling students that the act of grieving is ‘right wing extremism’.
The recording was released by a student on social...
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