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JD Vance Staffers Are Planning In Case Trump Resigns After The Midterms
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- JD Vance’s staffers are reportedly planning for the possibility that...
America Wants Obama To Host SNL And Roast Trump Mercilessly
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Deport Jared Kushner To Israel, The Country He's Actually Loyal To
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- A top GOP official accidentally said on a hot mic, “If Netanyahu loses reelection in Israel, and Democr...
Barack Obama's Mockery Of Trump Has Him Spiraling
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- Trump is reportedly demanding his staffers find out how much money Barack Obama is offering in...
Literally No One Believes Jared Kushner's Lawsuit Threats
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