The Hapless Times
Ed MaussStories that prove any clod can muddle through life.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 84 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 8 days ago |
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The time a thriving young woman quickly became world’s commode
You have to wonder why God allows certain folks to suffer more than their share of tragedy. Job, from the Bible, comes to mind immediately. Losing his family and riches was bad enough, but the festering boils — that’s brutal. Consider anoth...
The time a woman’s grocery bag got frisky with a man
Volume. That’s all the world’s transportation industry cares about. We’re crammed onto airplanes, trains, and buses with individual spots barely big enough to allow us to turn our heads. The only difference between these modes of travel and...
The time a man tried to play veterinarian, then needed some doctoring himself
Some professions look easier than they are, lulling a layman into thinking he can handle a specialized task on his own. But we’ve all seen the sad results from such flawed thinking: the quadriplegic who had tried to adjust his own spine; or...
The time a deceased man got no last respects at his graveside service
Why is a funeral such a somber occasion?
Think about it: The lucky sucker you’re gathered there for has it made — no more taxes, no more yardwork. Yet the decorum is so thick that it’s devastating if something goes wrong during the funeral...
The time a graduate student accidently left a literal paper trail
At one time or another, most drivers have left something of trivial significance on top of their cars and driven off, oblivious to it. But Josh O. of Long Beach, Calif. is one of the few, and not-so-proud, who forgot about something of vita...
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