The Hapless Times
Ed MaussStories that prove any clod can muddle through life.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 70 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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The time a pastor forgot to turn off his wireless mic
Humility is a basic virtue that Jeff G., of Mission Viejo, Calif., struggles to maintain. As a pastor, he’s blessed with a dynamic speaking style and a keen sense of what touches the thousands of people he addresses every year.
“They often...
The time a father's greatest fan wasn't his son
Fathers should always be looking for teaching opportunities with their teenage children. In those crucial, character-building years, teens need all the positive direction they can get to become productive, respectful adults. But the only th...
The time a sales executive unwittingly showed his "wares" to a bunch of hotel guests
It’s been said that the sea is no respecter of persons. What it means is that everyone’s on an equal playing field in water. It doesn’t treat a big shot sales executive like Paul M. of Richmond, Virginia any differently than it would a fry...
The time a pizza delivery guy discovered he was no super man
After a few months delivering pizza to customers in 30 minutes or less, John B. of Las Vegas, Nevada began to feel a bit like Superman.
“A distress call comes in and I would spring into action just in time to rescue the hunger of some foot...
The time a doctor's cookout really stank, thanks to his dog
Allegedly, a dog is man’s best friend. But we shouldn’t forget also that a dog is first and foremost a carnivore that craves raw meat.
A pooch can abandon loyalty to its master without a second thought if it’s seeking prey. When Dr. Ken L....
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