The Hapless Times
Ed MaussStories that prove any clod can muddle through life.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 66 | Founded | 10 months ago | Last Issue | 12 days ago |
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The time a doctor's cookout really stank, thanks to his dog
Allegedly, a dog is man’s best friend. But we shouldn’t forget also that a dog is first and foremost a carnivore that craves raw meat.
A pooch can abandon loyalty to its master without a second thought if it’s seeking prey. When Dr. Ken L....
The time a woman made her rump roast
There’s a disturbing trend in America, and it’s happening because ordinary citizens are turning to themselves for medical remedies and treatment. In some homes, men are even giving themselves prostate exams — although I might be confusing t...
The time an EpiLady got overly zealous with a bride to be
Machines, unlike humans, have no sense of compassion. Their singular goal is to do what they’re programmed to do, coldly and methodically. On second thought, an IRS agent would also match this profile.
An unfeeling device did its job all t...
The time a woman got frisky with the wrong husband
Carol T. of Seattle, Wash. has often wondered if her husband Joe and his best friend Karl are brothers who were somehow separated at birth. Of course, most of us have the same suspicion about Ted Cruz and Grandpa Munster.
But Carol claims...
The time an Australian driver got towed against his will
Here’s a revolutionary idea that would save lives lost in horrific auto accidents, reduce stress levels and create peace and harmony all over the world. Sure, Tony Robbins told you the same thing in his last seminar, but this would really w...
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