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The Octopus Diary

Valentine Tremens

The blog that listens back.

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FRIENDS!!!

I don’t even know what I can tell you about the past 6 months. I told you some of it, but as always, not all of it. The word ‘katabasis’ comes to mind.

And with any katabasis, there can be no recapturing, recounting, retelling...

3 years ago
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Akathisia: Series Finale

Hi Friends,

Welcome to the finale of the Akathisia Series. I hope you have learned a lot from my diligent research. I sure have.

Just a couple days ago, another celebrity suicide made the news. Stephen “Twitch” Boss, who was the DJ on th...

3 years ago

THE GOOD NEWS IS…??

FRIENDS!

Hi, I’m back. And sorry I had to give you the bad news first. Also sorry if I rambled a bit about my medication dilemma. I know I’ve probably been repetitive re: my journey on & off of psychiatric medications, but I feel like I’ve...

3 years ago

THE BAD NEWS IS...

You can get akathisia from Cannabis. I’ll just leave it at that for now, but will expound later.

FRIENDS! Hi!! Hi!!

I’ve missed you. Have you missed me? I thought not.

Before I expound on the statement above, I wanted to brief you on my...

3 years ago

Can You Get Akathisia From Typing "aka" Too Much?

Frienz,

The reason I had such severe akathisia, on both occasions, is because I live a pretty sedentary lifestyle. I did mention that dopamine is metabolized by inhaling great gusts of oxygen & exchanging those for full exhales of carbon d...

4 years ago

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