Reletter
Artwork for The Old Grey Thinker

The Old Grey Thinker

Hundreds of paid subscribers

Reporting back from the extra years nobody prepared us for. Free guides and daily essays about the second act, when the instructions have vanished. Paid subscribers get the deep dives — about a tea a month. No gurus. No hustle. Tea. Obviously.

Platform
Substack
PricingFreemiumPublishesDaily
Issues528Foundeda year agoLast Issue5 days ago
Active

Read this Newsletter

theoldgreythinker.substack.com
Artwork for The Old Grey Thinker

Latest Issues

The Barber Asked What I Did. I Heard Myself Say “Not Much.”

The barber asked it while trimming the back of my neck, which was unfair, because a man should not be required to define his life while wearing a striped cape and watching his own ears emerge in stages.

"So what do you do then?" he said....

5 days ago
34
27

The New Middle-Class Poverty Is Wearing a Nice Coat

The awkward money anxiety of later life is not always visible from the pavement.

The new middle-class poverty does not always look poor.

6 days ago
19
6
Paid

The Invisible People Holding the Whole Thing Together

The room was tidy because older people had stayed behind.

That is not a metaphor.

It was an actual room, with actual chairs, actual paper cups, actual notices curling at the corners, and the usual pile of abandoned belongings that appear...

7 days ago
69
8

I Spent Forty Minutes Proving to a Machine That I Was Still Alive

Modern life has decided older people are suspicious until verified by a box with a loading wheel.

A machine asked me to prove I was alive.

8 days ago
16
4
Paid

We Were Told Retirement Would Set Us Free. Nobody Mentioned the Silence

The first thing retirement gives you is time.

The second thing it gives you is the opportunity to discover that time has acoustics.

Nobody mentions this in the cheerful articles. They talk about freedom, choice, travel, hobbies, fitness,...

9 days ago
43
28

Key Facts

Contact Information
Newsletter Author
Number of Subscribers
Find out how many people subscribe to this newsletter.

Audience Metrics

Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for The Old Grey Thinker.

SubscribersEngagement84Monthly Web Visits
Accepts SponsorsEstimated Cost per Ad

Chart Rankings

How this newsletter ranks in the official Substack charts.

#28
Substack
/Humor(Free)
#17
Substack
/Humor(Paid)

Authors

The writers behind this newsletter.

  • The Old Grey Thinker

    Retired Master Mariner. Fifty years telling ships where to go. Writing about retirement, ageing, and the strange experience of becoming invisible. One essay drew 98,000 readers because people kept sending it to someone who needed it. Tea mandatory.

  • Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I access the email archive for The Old Grey Thinker?

    You can find recent issues that have been published by The Old Grey Thinker on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.

    How many subscribers does The Old Grey Thinker have?

    To see how many people subscribe to The Old Grey Thinker, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.

    How can I advertise in The Old Grey Thinker?

    Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch The Old Grey Thinker as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.

    Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.

    How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like The Old Grey Thinker?

    Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.

    To find out how much an ad will cost, contact The Old Grey Thinker using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.

    How can I find newsletters related to The Old Grey Thinker?

    Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like The Old Grey Thinker. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.

    How do I contact The Old Grey Thinker?

    Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.