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FINNEY’S 5: Things $37.5 billion could buy instead of the Iran War
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A nice down payment on Greenland.
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125 million luxury spray tans in an orange hue that’s an abomination to nature.
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187 White House ballrooms with enough gold gilding to blind visitors.
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A working time machine to send Brad...
FINNEY’S 5: Names for potential SEC and Big Ten super conference
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Legion of Doom
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The Big Thirtysomething
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NFL Lite
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Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Billionaires … wait, we’re being told by legal that name is already copyrighted by the U.S. Congress.
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The Pacific Atlantic N...
FINNEY’S 5: Things Americans do now that the World Cup is over
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Put more thought into the kicker in your fantasy football draft.
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Gaslight everyone by claiming you never cared about sports played by countries you can’t find on a map — which, as an American, is most of them.
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Return to prete...
FINNEY’S 5: Hidden benefits of military’s new testosterone replacement program
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Additional testosterone showed promising results among 1980s female East German Olympians.
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So, the military backs gender-affirming care after all.
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Baseball Hall of Famer Frank Thomas and Total T pitchman will administer the f...
FINNEY’S 5: Benefits of Canadian wildfires the legacy media doesn’t want you to know
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Destructive Canadian wildfires are much more polite than those in California.
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Stoners encourage the DEA to dispose of seized marijuana in the blaze to help the nation loosen up.
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Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announces f...
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DANIEL P. FINNEY teaches middle school English. He stacked paragraphs in piles, short and tall, during a 27-year newspaper career.
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