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The Paragraph Stacker

Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Course catalog titles from the Iowa Center for Intellectual Freedom

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  1. “ECONOMICS 101: The Poor — and How to Keep Them That Way.”

  2. “SCIENCE OF FREEDOM: Combustion, Kindling and Accelerants for Modern Book Burning.”

  3. “YOU WILL...

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FINNEY’S 5: What it’s like for an English teacher to sub in orchestra class

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  1. Orchestra warmups sound disturbingly similar to a seventh-grade English classroom during instruction.

  2. Begin class by forcing students to pantomime instrum...

6 days ago
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Late night forgot how to be fun

Illustration created by ChatGPT from prompts written by the author.

Stephen Colbert and the CBS Late Show franchise take their final bows Thursday.

And it’s time.

Colbert spent the last year playing the martyred sad clown mascot of the p...

7 days ago
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FINNEY’S 5: What we know about Iowa man suing to be a “Pokémon Professor”

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Thanks to the Iowa Capital Dispatch for this hilarious beginning to my morning.

  1. Dissertation committee member showed clear bias as “mostly a Konami Yu-Gi-Oh! guy....
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FINNEY’S 5: Ways to quell the raging beast within because it’s Monday

Image created with a photo reference of Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles and prompts written by the author.

  1. Scream. Maybe people will think you’re crazy and leave you alone.

  2. Check 401(k): “Only 24 more years of this crap.”

  3. P...

8 days ago
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    DANIEL P. FINNEY teaches middle school English. He stacked paragraphs in piles, short and tall, during a 27-year newspaper career.

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