The Reptilian Starfleet Blog
Ugo BardiThis blog is not supposed to exist! Beware, Earthlings, that you read it at your risk!
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The Reptilian with a Pearl Earring
While we are repairing the damage done by some evil naked apes to our communication systems, I thought you might like this image of me.
It was painted by a hooman some time ago. I was young at that time, but I was already interested in th...
Earthlings in Trouble
Those Earthlings managed to hack the Reptilian Starfleet blog. A feat that will not go unpunished. For the time being, you may learn something about their general malevolence from the post below, written by a friend of the Reptilians.
Mer...
Earthlings Hacked the Starfleet Computer!
A note from Ugo Bardi (published with the kind permission of Meuianga Mera, scientific officer of the Reptilian Starfleet)
You may have noticed how the Seneca blog was unavailable from Tuesday and was restored only this morning. Someone st...
Mera is Taking a Vacation
Dear Earthlings,
I am taking a little vacation on an island of your planet. Sorry if I won’t tell you the name of the place. In any case, even if you were there, you wouldn’t recognize me because I am using my mirage suit. I turned it off...
How Hoomans Are Destroying Themselves
— Meuianga, what place is this? What has happened, here?
— Meuiangitan Legate, I took you here to show something about these apes’ behavior. This place they call Gaza. It has been destroyed by hoomans over the past few orbits.
— I see… bu...
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