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Ugo Bardi

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Two Hearts and One Heart

— Yuimi, thanks for taking me here. It is so beautiful. It is fantastic! I had never seen a rainbow before!"

—Mariam, dear, it is your planet! You are human, after all. A mammal that was born on this planet. And I was sure you would have l...

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Merry Christmas from the Reptilian Imperial Court

From Betelgeuse VI, the Reptilian Emperor, the most honorable Meuiangitan Kxomayzewpx te puuän ìnìu'itan, wishes good Christmas to all Earthlings.

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Meuianga Mera's Hooman Daughter

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— I must tell you, Officer Mariam, that I am very surprised to see you here. Please state again your name and rank.

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The Process: Is Mera a Traitor?

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— Captain Fyeän, what would that be?

— One of our Starfleet corvettes, Ensign Utsìa.

— I see that, Captain. It has a strange name. It contacted us as the “Tiamat.” Never heard of such a name for one of our ships. Did you expe...

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The Reptilian Federation Against the Naked Apes

— Captain Fyeän, but what is that?

— Don’t you see, Ensign Utsìa te yeayeypxì iipx’itan? It is one of our stellar cruisers.

— Yes, Captain, of course, but… well, I didn’t expect….

— I knew it was coming.

— Did you, Captain? But why?

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