
Exploring the Secrets of Earthlings
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— Yuimi, thanks for taking me here. It is so beautiful. It is fantastic! I had never seen a rainbow before!"
—Mariam, dear, it is your planet! You are human, after all. A mammal that was born on this planet. And I was sure you would have l...
From Betelgeuse VI, the Reptilian Emperor, the most honorable Meuiangitan Kxomayzewpx te puuän ìnìu'itan, wishes good Christmas to all Earthlings.
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— I must tell you, Officer Mariam, that I am very surprised to see you here. Please state again your name and rank.
— Honorable Legate, I am Captain Mariam Te ‘Ai Ange’ite, and I command the Starfleet Corvette Tiamat...
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— Captain Fyeän, what would that be?
— One of our Starfleet corvettes, Ensign Utsìa.
— I see that, Captain. It has a strange name. It contacted us as the “Tiamat.” Never heard of such a name for one of our ships. Did you expe...
— Captain Fyeän, but what is that?
— Don’t you see, Ensign Utsìa te yeayeypxì iipx’itan? It is one of our stellar cruisers.
— Yes, Captain, of course, but… well, I didn’t expect….
— I knew it was coming.
— Did you, Captain? But why?
—...
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