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On the Federal Ban on Circle-Dancing and the Mystery of the Pagan UFOs
Are the UFOs actually a metaphor for Plato or Jesus?
The American Constitution guarantees religious freedom in the famous First Amendment to the Bill of Rights. There are, to my knowledge, two religious exceptions to this otherwise carte b...
Putin Names Telegram CEO Pavel Durov a Soros-Values Neo-Nazi Anus Satan Terrorist!
TEEEEEEN-HUT!
Eyes up front, Patriots!
This the COMMANDER speaking.
I have received orders from TOP PATRIOT HQ to disclose the following TERMINATION order. The agent known as Pavel Durov, who was once a TOP PATRIOT, is now an agen...
China is No Ally of Iran or Russia, But a Partner of NATO and Friends
Tsiganov from Katyusha brought us the following report about the recent Iranian attack on Chinese facilities in the Middle East.
Here:
With friends such as these ...: why Iran attacked its “Chinese allies”
For the pink ponies arr...
Trial of Israeli Organ Harvester Arrested in Moscow Set to Begin ... But the Real Person on Trial Here is ME!
Well, the headline really says it all, doesn’t it?
Let’s just fill in the details. From Katyusha’s reporting on the scandal. Here:
Israeli citizen and surgeon Boris Wolfman is on trial in Moscow (https://t.me/turan_express/31159) for h...
Putin Quashes Calls For "Getting Serious" in Ukraine, Prefers to Pursue Policy of "Chill Out, Yo"
A month or more ago, there was an uptick of posts by ZAnon demanding or promising serious mass casualty retaliations aimed at Ukraine and NATO. This started with Karaganov renewing his call for the deployment of tactical nukes on European c...
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