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Army Navy 2020
“Sir, you now have 15 minutes until Navy beats Army,” LTJG [REDACTED], the boat’s most senior NUB and a proud member of the great class of 2017, chanted.
“Army Navy goes inside the Sanctuary at 0500. The uniform for Army Navy is clothes th...
A SUBPAR Thanksgiving
This post was originally published on Thanksgiving 2023.
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Three Thanksgivings ago the USS [REDACTED] was moored to Romeo Pier at Naval Base Guam. It had been welded there for [REDACTED] days after the fast and slow speed windings for t...
How long would it take for the navy to get me to SOAC?
SUBPAR has recently been bitten by the submarine nostalgia bug. Naturally, whenever one of us mentions that we maybe, kinda, a little, in a totally noncommittal way, miss the boat, the other one says something along the lines of, “Oh, you m...
Dear SPG - Funny gift ideas for my CO
Dear SPG,
My CO is retiring in a few weeks after a fine naval career. A few of the JOs and I wanted to get him a gift that is 1) heartfelt and 2) fucking funny - with an emphasis on fucking funny. Honestly, the gift doesn’t really need to...
First class petty officer too thin to be promoted
NORFOLK, VA – Chief Season is a cause for celebration for many. Throughout the fleet Chief Selects are trained, tested, and molded during an arduous eight-week process before joining the Chief’s Mess.
Unfortunately for one E-6, at least an...
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