The Symptoms
Ashley HoltIllustrated essays and other drawings by Ashley Holt
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Symptoms Sketchbook: Bus Sass
As one who privately rules the world, I have prescribed rules for daily living to the hustling masses. And for those enjoying the miracle of public transit, there is a code of proper etiquette by which the greasy passengers should abide. Do...
A Few Beers' Resolution
Among the festive New Year’s Eve traditions of binge drinking, ball dropping, and pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne, there is the annual reading of this legendary Symptoms essay. And since Grandpa Hortense choked on that bicycl...
Have Your Book and Read It, Too
Pretty suck-ass Christmas, huh? Novelty reindeer socks and a nut log. And was that supposed to be gravy on those corn chips? Aunt Gertie’s off her meds again and won’t shut up about the Deep State. And who’s going to clean her up this time?...
Beach Impediment
What the wife wants is a beach. A beach vacation. Our lovely getaways to Europe’s cafes and cathedrals, which are like tornado rides to Oz for a dirt-eating Dorothy like me, may suit Frau Holt well enough. But she requires, as part of our t...
Star Power
According to family legend, Aunt Bob was married to Reddy Kilowatt. And as you can imagine, her parents, eager to see the youngest Threadgill girl leave the farm, might have approved of this arrangement had Aunt Bob’s husband been non-ficti...
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Award-shunning writer and illustrator living in Germany. He resides online at www.ashleyholt.com.
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