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The truth about 'rate your experience'
Beyoncé leaving a 2-star drubbing for that yaki soba she had in Covent Garden Wagamama once. [Nintendo/YouTube]
Some people keep a diary to remember what they’ve done, or scroll through their photo library for a memory jog of the month’s e...
The truth about 'Wannabe'
Amazingly, Mel C (at the rear) looks like she’s having a ‘tactical chunder’ (very 90s) before getting stuck into the second chorus.
I have a strange relationship with being 20. Partly because I am no longer it, but also because the 20-year...
The truth about early internet
[Paramount/Nickelodeon]
It has been truly heartwarming to see the internet evolve from an ‘information superhighway’ brimming with possibilities, to a sewer of radicalisation and overly compressed jpegs of drawings of frogs. To be there at...
The truth about remembering
[Photo: Ed Robertson on Unsplash]
Memories are very much our own, unreliable yet uncontested so long as they remain deep within whatever grey, gloopy bit of our brain they reside. We treasure them, we’re traumatised, we mourn their loss an...
The truth about 'picky bits'
Some bits prepared for picking, earlier [Photo: M&S]
Every generation thinks they’ve had it harder than the last, while the next is coasting by. Such rucks are hugely boring, but I suppose they keep middle-class columnists in work and if t...
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