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The Woes of Wendy McWaffle

Wendy McWaffle

Trashy snark from a disgruntled millennial

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As inspired by the unique predicament of a Serious Conversation. Ideas not yet tested. Liability not accepted.

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The following is a parody of a (particular) newspaper’s life experience column. All stories and views are (hopefully) entirely fictional, and in no way represent the opinions or life of the writer (thank fuck).

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