For Catholics who feel too much. Emo reflections on scripture and saints from a bisexual, tattooed mom who refuses to be quiet. Punk rock theology with appearances by rum.
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I Brought You My Love, You Brought Me Your Bullets
One day, when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, the satan also came with them. The LORD said to the satan, “Where have you been?” Then the satan answered the LORD and said, “Roaming the earth and patrolling it.”...
Jesus Baa'ed at Me (And I Thought It Was a Prank)
Jesus baa’ed at me like a lamb.
I’m not speaking metaphorically. I’m not being poetic. I’m not exaggerating for effect.
Jesus. Baa’ed. At me.
Let me explain.
It was Spring 2003 at Franciscan University of Steubenville. I was 18, a fresh...
Infinitely More
In the land of Uz there was a blameless and upright man named Job, who feared God and avoided evil. Seven sons and three daughters were born to him; and he had seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen, five h...
Glory to God in the Highest and Peace to My Fucking Nervous System
“Sundays are for loving Jesus by listening to Green Day and bringing gifts to each other,” I wrote on Substack notes not too long ago, and I meant it. Churches still give me panic attacks. They’re too much. The place that used to feel like...
An Emo Examination of Conscience
So let mercy come and wash away/What I've done, I'll face myself/To cross out what I've become/Erase myself/And let go of what I've done
Praise and worship song or alternative rock lyrics?
If you guessed Linkin Park, you’re right!
But if...
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