The Future Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes
Theresa Zoe WilliamsFor Catholics who feel too much. Emo reflections on scripture and saints from a bisexual, tattooed mom who refuses to be quiet. Punk rock theology with appearances by rum.
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Bisexual Catholic writing emo scripture + saints reflections. Punk rock, babies, and Jesus. Going through it right now, with appearances by rum.
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