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Satirical news and questionable journalism from The Wink Report, where reality takes a coffee break and absurdity runs the newsroom. Founded by Walter Winkwink. Because the truth is overrated, and way less fun. https://thewinkreport.com
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THE WINK REPORT PRESENTS:THE OFFICIAL WALTER WINKWINK COLONOSCOPY SURVIVAL GUIDE
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MISSION BRIEF
At approximately T-minus 168 hours, you will begin Operation: Hollow Thunder, a medically sanctioned internal audit of your entire personality.
You will be asked to:
- Abandon all foods that bri...
Nation Agrees Everything Is Too Expensive, Immediately Does Nothing About It
In a stunning display of collective awareness followed by immediate inaction, the entire nation confirmed Thursday that yes, everything is, in fact, way too expensive, and no, there are currently no plans to do anything about it.
The annou...
Michigan Introduces New “Guess Which Road Is Still There” Driving Game After Flooding
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In response to widespread flooding, road washouts, and infrastructure that has politely chosen to stop existing, Michigan officials unveiled a new interactive driving experience Tuesday titled...
Amazon Introduces “Auto-Enjoy™” Feature for Content You Haven’t Read Yet
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I read something this morning.
Or at least, I’m fairly certain I did.
It’s getting harder to tell where that line is now. You know, the one between actually reading something and simply arriving at the feeling...
Church Confirms Jesus “Definitely Not Competing” With Chocolate Sales This Year
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I attended a perfectly normal, deeply reflective Easter service…and within approximately four minutes, a man two pews ahead of me began unwrapping a chocolate bunny with the kind of focus usually reserved for ope...
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