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Satirical news and questionable journalism from The Wink Report, where reality takes a coffee break and absurdity runs the newsroom. Founded by Walter Winkwink. Because the truth is overrated, and way less fun. https://thewinkreport.com
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Detroit Lions Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Saying “This Year Feels Different”
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Every September, just as the leaves begin considering whether to change color, another seasonal phenomenon sweeps across Michigan. Detroit Lions fans begin saying, “This y...
Rejected Headlines, Vol. 1
Ten stories that somehow failed to meet The Wink Report's rigorous editorial standards
Every week, dozens of potential stories arrive at The Wink Report newsroom.
From Walter's Desk: We’re Building Something Weird Here
A note about where The Wink Report is going, why I’m still here, and what you’re helping me build.
There is a moment in the life of every respected journalism organization when its Editor-in-Chief looks around the newsroom, surveys the ope...
Costco Introduces New Membership Tier Where Employee Follows You Around and Stops You From Buying Stupid Stuff
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ISSAQUAH, WA - Costco announced Sunday that it will begin testing a new membership tier for customers who cannot be trusted to enter one of its warehouses without making a...
How to Fart at Work: A Professional Guide to Passing Gas Without Destroying Your Career
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Satirical news and questionable journalism from The Wink Report, where reality takes a coffee break and absurdity runs the newsroom. Founded by Walter Winkwink. Because the truth is overrated, and way less fun. https://thewinkreport.com
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