This Is Not Music!
Dennis MillsSome songs require more words than music.
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How Dare You!
I love this image of Greta getting her rage on.
How dare you?
I call that Holy Anger, because it is righteous, not self-righteous, but righteous. She was protesting the genocide in Gaza. Remember that old thing? Still happening, but l...
Smaugust- summer by appointment only
Those gay days of May, Junuary, and July are over, leaving us in a soon to be smokey shadow of our former summer self. The holy month of Smaugust is nigh. Grab your masks and water bazookas, kids.
Summer—now available by appointment only....
At the end of the night….when does morning begin?
“Secure in the darkness,
I climbed the secret ladder in disguise -
O exquisite risk!” —St. John of the Cross
It is 3 am and I can’t breathe.
So I can’t sleep.
I listen to your heavy breathing,
And I am glad it is you
Who is breat...
I Digress—From dogs to dust
My little Maisy, in her final days, brought me many teaching moments. Me, the young sociopath, who grew up in a land of violence and parades, who trapped bees in a bottle, who would go down to the pond with my buddy to shoot bullfrogs, over...
Squeezing Out A Spark
I have a thing about using ALL the toothpaste. I have a compulsion to squeeze out all the toothpaste. So I push against the opening until nothing more will come out. Then I cut off the bottom of the tube, and squeeze the other way, until ev...
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Writer and Musician. Also Known As Dense Milt. Also Known As Les Goodman. Different Phases or Different Places. Bands include AKA, Rhythm Mission, Jazzmanian Devils, The Judys and Nightflower Orchestra.
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