This Is Not Music!
Dennis MillsSome songs require more words than music.
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How To Fix A Shower-head
Overheard:
Kid a: Topia!
Mom: You want to watch Utopia?
Kid b: Me want GOAT!
Kid a: Me want ‘Topia!
Mom: We can’t watch until the plane starts.
I have a shower-head that has a problem. I have tried to fix it, but as you know, I am no...
LES GOODMAN SAVES CANADA (Again)
Why save Canada? Again? It is a valid question. Because there is something here that is worth saving. Because we must continue to fight for what is right, and fight against what is wrong. And not just to fight but to love. ❤️ To love as har...
Crackpot Science, Jackassery, and Tom Foolery
We're caught in a trap
It’s an open and shut case. All the evidence is pointing to an obvious conclusion. You will know what you need to know when you get there.
I have laid out all the facts.
Yes, Just the facts, ma’am.
You need...
Who Owns My Memories?
The last days of May remind me of previous fights and partners in crime.
In 2007, I had a heart attack in New York and Atlanta.
In 2023, we did Night of A 1000 Judys, to celebrate our fight against cancer.
In May 2024 , my beloved Mais...
Bed Rotting in Summer
Stumbling into walls, I am slightly off-centre, and my balance goes out the window. I have a vague desire to read a book, but a side effect of bed rotting is extreme lack of attention, which translates to scrolling above all else— Heads or...
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Writer and Musician. Also Known As Dense Milt. Also Known As Les Goodman. Different Phases or Different Places. Bands include AKA, Rhythm Mission, Jazzmanian Devils, The Judys and Nightflower Orchestra.
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