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House on a Lake
I don't see why it's impossible to express everything that's on one's mind.
- Ivan S. Turgenev, ‘Fathers and Sons’
“Son,” my dad told me once on the phone.
“Listen to me. Okay?”
I was listening.
“Okay are you listening?,” he said ag...
Thunder Things / Ep.2
Stuff I’ve Been Liking / October 2026
thing one.
Diet Coke Moon Child
A day in the life of a small-time vampire.
Out back there is an old picnic table rotting away. The peach paint is still vivid but the wood itself is gouged by some kind of bugs or damp or something. Some kind of deep dark wet is there now....
Baseball Jawns
Diamonds are a jawn's best friend.
You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat. Losing after great striving is the story of man, who was born to sorrow, whose sweetest songs tell of saddest thought, and w...
Space Winds on Three.
There must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said -- no. But somehow we missed it.
-Tom Stoppard
The kid is broken tonight. They were cool earlier, but now they are sobbing. I have a pot of mac-n-cheese/ the off-br...
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