Tim
Full-time over-thinker, part-time comedian (unpaid). Writing to turn my bad decisions into your entertainment. If sarcasm, snacks, and life advice you didn’t ask for sound good, you’re in the right place.
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| Issues | 26 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 5 months ago |
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Friends, Benefits, and Other Lies
He met her while ordering lunch. Regular day. Regular hunger. Then she smiled.
Not a polite smile. One of those dangerous ones. Warm. Confident. The kind that doesn’t just sit on the lips but shows up in the eyes and refuses to leave. She...
Barbie: Finale (The Trials)
It’s been two weeks since the scandal.
Two weeks since Ken’s world crashed like a cheap wine glass. Liz hadn’t picked up his calls, and the tabloids had turned his life into a circus headline . “Playboy Ken Tries to Rape Actress Maria Comb...
Baribie: 4 (Chaos and Maria)
Morning came with chaos.
Maria robe, bed hair, mascara like war paint,was screaming down the hallway. “He’s back! The stalker! The psycho’s found me again!”
Everyone stumbled out, half asleep, like extras in a bad reality show. Ken, still...
Barbie : part 3 (Snow, Lies, and Plastic Smiles)
Ken woke up with that foggy, hollow feeling that comes when your mind’s too busy replaying someone else’s trauma. Maria’s story,the assault, the brokenness masked by her bravado, had punched through his usual armor. He needed air.
Downstai...
Barbie in Tokyo: 2
A month later, back to reality. The fluorescent lights, the bad coffee, the fake smiles. Liz was knee-deep in work, prepping for the Tokyo client who was flying in to sign the final deal. Big moment. Everyone in suits, all tight smiles and...
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Hi, I’m Tim, a sarcasm enthusiast, Welcome to my corner of Substack, where humor meets heart, and every stray thought gets a chance to shine.
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