Too Short; Will Read
Hayden WaringShort fiction. Humour, horror, and the absurd — sometimes all three in the same story.
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Graceful
I told him I skated, and he told me I must look so graceful on the ice. “Oh, you,” I said and I crinkled my nose and pushed him away.
He laughed and asked me what I was doing on Friday and if I wanted to attend the ballet. “It’s not on ice...
The Fish Market
I step onto the bus wearing an old-timey diving-suit helmet. There’s nowhere to sit, so I stand and hold one of the handles. An old woman knitting a pink pair of mittens stares at me. I give her a tight smile. She looks at my briefcase and...
Time and Chance
Tyler wanted to knock on the red door, but he couldn’t bring himself to walk up the steps. There were only two, or three, depending on how you counted, but there might as well have been a thousand and the jelly in his legs suggested a thous...
The Ocean Over the Hill
There’s a trick your heart plays on you when you’re from the coast. When you can’t see the horizon, you know the ocean is there, just over the hill.
It’s not.
Cows, canola, and corn. That’s it. Maybe a tractor or a dirt road. A pump jack....
Please take off your Shoes
“Tell me who I am. Since you know me so fucking well,” Kevin says. The garage doors are open and the fans are blowing. Men in cotton gis grapple on the mats.
“Just fucking let it go.”
“No. Tell me who I am. You had lots of thoughts on Ins...
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Husband, father, writer of short stories and flash fiction. Tries not to write about writing. \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6
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