Let's plunge the depths of this messy and explosive toilet called life! Dare to open the lid?
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Eat, pray, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, spicy margarita
I couldn’t stop thinking about it, daydreaming about it, fantasising about it and spontaneously Googling it at all hours of the day and night. It was becoming an obsession.
Solitude.
The sweet relief of being alone.
And it’s weird becaus...
I dropped a bomb in the school group chat and became a local hero
As if modern parenting isn’t hard enough — Algorithms! Porn! Violence! Sugar! Environmental collapse! Jordan & Salish Matter migrating from YouTube, which you already banned, to Netflix, so now you have to block it there! The rise of fascis...
Please stop dry humping at the gym
I’m just going to come out and say it. If you are one of the couples at my gym who can’t stop canoodling, I want you to stop. Immediately.
Am I a loveless old cynic with a cold, dead heart and a depressed vagina? Probably, but it doesn’t c...
My kid threw me under the bus
I lost my child. It was a few years ago on a summer’s evening in December. Andrew and I took the kids to see the Christmas lights on a local street.
Every house (except one, whose inhabitants I picture as Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Nicholas...
A list of fatal fashion trends that nearly killed me
As a geriatric millennial, it upsets me immensely that Gen Z, with their baggy jeans and sneakers-as-appropriate-footwear-for-every-occasion, will never know the pain of heels so high that they cause lifelong back problems, or a dress so ti...
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Award-winning over-thinker. Top-10 over-sharer. Accidentally had 3 kids in 2 years (twins, whoops). Writing hilarious and humiliating personal stories, occasional satire (published in McSweeney's!) and funny words for brands.
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