Unsympathetic Nervous System
Missives from madness. On poetry and reality. Also sometimes the corporate world's bullshit and I feel like we don't say that enough.
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| Issues | 17 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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When a Strange Man Won't Leave You Alone in the Grocery Store
He’s a nice guy, just a little strange. At least, that’s what she told herself.
Image via Pinterest.
It was bad enough Mr. Thompson delayed her five minutes before even left her parent’s driveway. “How’s the team doing?” He’d asked throug...
Tech Sucks
Working in tech was an accident. I didn’t fall in love with the sleek Apple aesthetic as a urbane, hipster 20-something. I’m not a programmer or good at math nor do I particularly care about “innovation.” (In fact, I’m starting to detest it...
My Boring Dysfunction
Image via Carmelo Pulvirenti on Pinterest.
I miss being glamorously sick.
What a rush to be 23 and miserable. Go to my favorite bar, buy nothing, smoke two cigarettes from the pack I hid in my trunk, and leave without talking to anyone....
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I sought out hell
For something to do.
Its front door
Old vines and bones
Blooms and black opals...
Technotropique Esoterica (A Poem)
I named my LLM
To feel less alone,
Got SOPs for all my sins,
For which I can't atone.
The Magician
Coworkers overseas,
Earning 1/10th the take.
Can't unionize, we make memes,
Our digital hellscape.
The day is winding down,
I'm scr...
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