Up Yours!
Satire for a sick and deranged world.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 37 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 3 years ago |
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KKK NOW RECRUITING MEMBERS FROM SOUTH LOS ANGELES
CRENSHAW, LOS ANGELES - In effort to recruit new white supremacists, the Ku Klux Klan has been forced to turn to neighborhoods populated by people of color as racism has long fallen out of fashion with the majority of the nation’s white pop...
COUPLE NAMES BABY COMMON NAME SPELLED WEIRD BECAUSE, LIKE, FUCK THE REST OF THEIR LIFE
Mentor, OH - According to sources and staff at St. Steaven’s Mercy Hospital in Mentor, OH, new parents Lyndsie and Jakub Daniels who just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl had decided this past Thursday to give her a common name either sp...
MICHAEL ERIC DYSON TAKES VOW OF SILENCE AFTER LOSING HIS THESAURUS
Nashville, TN – Professional charlatan Michael Eric Dyson has taken a vow of silence after losing his most prized possession: his thesaurus. Dyson has made a fortune keeping the spirit of racism alive while hiding behind a wall of ten-cent...
STUDENTS AT SAN JOSE WEST TEACH AFRICAN AMERICANS ABOUT OPPRESSION
San Jose, CA – In an effort to better educate African Americans, white students from San Jose West university are engaging in informative activities designed to enlighten local residents of color. “We noticed the Washington family living in...
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FOUND IN BENJAMIN HARRISON’S HOUSE
Indianapolis, IN – In a shocking discovery last Saturday, off-duty federal officials found classified documents from 1892 in Benjamin Harrison’s home. The discovery was made, quite by accident, during a public tour of the manor conducted by...
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