Utterly Vapid
One thing about me is I only have opinions when the moon is in retrograde or whatever.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 174 | Founded | 4 years ago | Last Issue | 3 days ago |
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Scary Movie, The Wayans, and Black Comedy
Scary Movie (2026).
I did not want to see Scary Movie (2026) for a variety of reasons. The main of which was that, as an adult with at least the facsimile of taste, 2000s parody films are some of the worst things I have ever seen. Yes, I h...
Blue by Yaya Bey, a song on my mind
Baby, you look blue
There’s been a lot of songs about healing on the radio. Particularly over the past few years. Lots of personal journeys about the biggest pop stars in the world learning to love themselves. It’s now common for the bigge...
Olivia Rodrigo is pretty sad
Olivia Rodrigo is a funny little pop star in the grand scheme of things. A real throwback of how culture used to work before social media bolstered dead careers and killed lives ones before they were done. Seventeen, fresh out of Disney+ ja...
Summer is lonely
And other thoughts by the pool
Lestat is back and on drugs
The Vampire Lestat. Season One, Episode One. (AMC)
Interview With A Vampire (2022-2024) is one of those shows that are are simultaneously under and over rated. On one hand, it’s brilliant and emotionally dense. On the other…look, sometimes...
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