Utterly Vapid
One thing about me is I only have opinions when the moon is in retrograde or whatever.
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Top Ten Novels (kinda)...of my life...so far
The top of one of my bookshelves. It is bulging with books.
The most vulnerable thing you can do as a person is admit to liking something.
A while ago, The Guardian polled 170+ “authors, critics and academics worldwide” in order to creat...
Wow, the show is over
Ruby Bennett. Dead. Euphoria. Season Three, Episode Eight. (HBO)
I want to state up top that this is not a reaction based in pure sentimentality.
That has to be said because, quite frankly, I do not want people to start writing screeds a...
Obsession (2026), a review
Obsession (2026)
It feels like every year we get a horror film that “rises above” the genre and becomes critically acclaimed. Last years’ Weapons (which I never finished) and Sinners (which I loved) rode that horror discourse all the way t...
Everyone is a burden on Lexi
Lexi doesn’t have time for everyone’s nonsense. Euphoria. Season Three, Episode Seven. (HBO)
Season Three of Euphoria has given us crumbs of an adult Lexi, but the penultimate episode of the season confirms that she’s the only one playing...
Fame and murder, d4vd and Celeste, Sid and Nancy
Celeste Rivas Hernandez (2010-2025).
A famous man has committed murder…
12 October, 1978: Nancy Spungen’s body is discovered in the room she shared with her boyfriend at the Hotel Chelsea. She had died earlier that morning. Said boyfriend...
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