Utterly Vapid
One thing about me is I only have opinions when the moon is in retrograde or whatever.
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Charli xcx makes Rock Music
Or rather, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ock music.
I cannot explain what the difference is between a Charli xcx song that hits and one that makes me want to crawl out of my skin.
Alamo, Maddy Perez and sexual exploitation under God
Maddy makes a deal with the devil. Euphoria. Season Three, Episode Five.
In the past, Maddy scouted good girls and turned them bad. But these girls were different. They were willing to do anything.
This episode, for me, is about Maddy....
The Devil Wears Prada 2 is not worthwhile
The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
Runway (2026) is terrible. I will not argue the point with you, because you have ears. It has been compared to original songs made for Rupaul’s Drag Race (2009-present) and I think that is an earned compariso...
Rue's luck is stretched thin
Lexi learns why you need to give clear directions. Euphoria, Season Three, Episode Four. (2026, HBO)
It feels like we’re going to war.
This was a good episode. For the first time this season, it feels like the ensemble is being written…li...
Cassie is still a victim
Cassie and Nate get married. Euphoria, Season Three, Episode Three. (2026, HBO)
Episode three of Euphoria feels like it’s meant to be a showstopper. The wedding the show has apparently been working towards. A chance for the show to bring t...
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