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37 and still a c*nt
Last year around my birthday, I wrote about still being an immature bitch even though I’m getting too old for it. This year, on the day I turn 37, I’m going to tell you about a recent experience that humiliated me into an existential crisis...
He, Too, Shall Pass
As was predicted, I fucked a man and he hurt my feelings. Each passing day that I do not hear from him annihilates my ego. It makes me want to slip into a coma and not wake up until he texts me. Also, if he doesn’t view my Instagram story b...
A Bad Choice
My crush followed me on Instagram, so you can consider everything I said in my last post about “rejecting longing” to be a joke. I’m not sure where I got the idea that I could ever successfully turn my back on a crush, especially when they...
For Lent, I'm Giving Up Longing
In 3rd grade, I experienced my first depressive episode. I had been having lots of Titanic-themed dreams. After a particularly vivid one in which Leonardo DiCaprio was my boyfriend, I woke up to the cold reality that he was not, in fact, my...
1st mammogram
I am 36, which is very old for a woman according to some, but to others is not old enough to get a mammogram. Since my mother had breast cancer last year, my gynecologist made an exception for me. It’s been almost a year since she made that...
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