Asphalt River
W D LStory-first satire, humor, limp sarcasm, etc.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 10 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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How to Get Traditionally Published
Step 1: Transcend money.
Being a writer means living in poverty until the unlikely event you are successful, at which point society will reward you with so much money that your only problem will be finding a friend with the balls to tell y...
Kyles are Fake
When I met God, he stood alone in an ordinary room. I lingered in the doorway and observed Him from behind. His elbows were violently waffling, which in turn jostled His downcast head. He muttered periodically but I could not comprehend His...
No Soliciting, a Pretend Poem
If you are selling
AT&T or
Home Security or
Solar Panels or
Landscaping or
Third-party utilities, you
Are in an MLM or
Some other scam, you
Will not make as much as they said. I’m sorry it’s so hot out.
I got mate’s rates on the ro...
Pt. 2 Survivor 76: Troops vs. Democratic Socialists
Part 2; click here for part 1
Hello again—I’m still working on posting more of the video transcripts I accessed by stealing the Declaration of Independence off the wall of the original Applebee’s. In the meantime, I wanted to post the foll...
Survivor 76: Troops vs. Democratic Socialists
It is true; the Survivor 76 season that aired on Warnermount was actually the network’s second attempt at its seventy-sixth birthday bash for the nation. They (they) scrapped (buried) and re-shot an entire season’s worth of footage, several...
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Mostly humor short stories or some kind of satire. I’m objectively a food writer.
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