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Where The F* Is My Dining Table?

Matt Glover

I write about food, how it fits into my life and my lighthearted journey to cookbook author.

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  • Matt Glover

    I am officially a real life author! My first cook book (Where The F* Is My Dining Table?) is currently at the printers after a 4.5 year writing journey and due for self publication launch at the end of August 2024!

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