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black lettuce/don't kill yourself

the 8 of cups, and a poem by Mark Strand:

NOSTALGIA

for Donald Justice

The professors of English have taken their gowns
to the laundry, have taken themselves to the fields.
Dreams of motion circle the Persian rug in a room you
wer...

11 days ago
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4

the death of a smiler

the emperor, and an excerpt from Scott McClanahan’s Fights!:

I pushed pause and said, “You’re not getting bored are you? I mean we ve barely been fighting.” But Juliet said she was glad we didn’t fight anymore.

I told Juliet it was tragic...

18 days ago
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all day bedroom dancing

the world, and a page from Chelsea Minnis’ Opera Fever:

I’d never met a little tramp before.
Or a pony with pink ribbons in its mane..
Darling, put the black stuff on your eyes and let’s go out...
It was a good time for staring off i...

25 days ago
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guest post: eephus pitch; or, the diminishing significance of the midsommar classic

Dear reader, did you know that baseball is the spiritual mascot of this newsletter? Think about it: 1) a game centered upon the mind emptiness of a samurai-esque pitcher 2) innings are theoretically endless 3) an embrace of emptiness that s...

a month ago
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everybody knows this is nowhere

the star, and a quote from Simone Weil’s “Contradiction”:

“Man’s great affliction, which begins with infancy and accompanies him till death, is that looking and eating are two different operations. Eternal beatitude is a state where to loo...

a month ago
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