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William A. FergusonHi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?"
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Fuck Your Pronouns, Take 2
I received a direct request from a subscriber, Petal, to revisit and rework "Fuck Your Pronouns," a track that certainly carries a charged, singular energy. It’s an interesting position to be in as a creator, weighing the technical challeng...
White Guilt (I Don't Give A Shit)
I wrote these lyrics because I’m tired of watching people psychologically whip themselves for the crime of existing with the wrong skin color.
”White guilt” isn’t just a harmless cultural quirk — it’s become a full-blown secular religion....
Ship Of Fools
“Ship of Fools” is a lyrical voyage into the heart of human delusion.
Its verses paint a surreal picture: a creaking ship, adrift with “no compass, no anchor, no shore in sight.” The crew, lost in hollow laughter and tangled lies, dances “...
Genderwoo!
Hey everyone!
I’ve been feeling the pull to revisit my older catalog, and I’m excited to share that I’m going back over my old songs — this time laying down my own vocals from scratch.
These new versions are more personal, more powerful,...
Too Woke To Function
This song’s a sharp, satirical take on someone drowning in the absurdity of modern “woke” culture. It follows a person so obsessed with overreacting to every little thing — wilting flowers, canceled cartoons, even their own shadow — that th...
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