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William A. FergusonHi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?"
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Leave Madonna Alone
Madonna
I am 57. Madonna is 67. That makes me a decade younger than her, but I still take the constant calls for her retirement personally.
I’m about to release my own music. After years on the sidelines, I’m finally stepping into the are...
Any Moment Now
I just wrote a song about the tragic death of Henry Nowak, the 18-year-old Southampton student stabbed in December 2025. The song is titled “Any Moment Now.”
Most of you will already be familiar with the case by now. Henry was attacked on...
The Larry Flynt Lesson: When “Offensive” Satire Is Protected Speech
Larry Flynt, Publisher, Hustler Magazine
In 1983, Hustler magazine published a parody advertisement that depicted Reverend Jerry Falwell — one of America’s most prominent evangelical leaders — as having drunken, incestuous sex with his mo...
Trans Women Are Men: Balloons, Biology, and the Latest Copyright Tantrum
The photo is blunt and effective: large blue mylar balloons on a pink brick wall spell out “TRANSWOMEN ARE MEN.” Michael James Schneider — the balloon artist himself — stands casually in front of the message.
I didn’t create the image. I d...
The Ministry of Memes (New Version)
Today I’m dropping a refreshed version of The Ministry of Memes.
This one’s a sharp, satirical pop track about governments treating memes, jokes, and wrongthink as serious crimes — the kind of authoritarian clown world we’ve watched unfold...
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