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William A. FergusonHi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?"
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Come Sit Next To Me
If you don’t have anything nice to say about the trans movement these days… come sit next to me.
I took that exact energy and turned it into a song — and I just sang the hell out of it myself.
It kicked off from my GIF reply, that flat “…...
Woke Hollywood
Friends,
You’ve seen the pattern by now. Hollywood takes a beloved, male-driven action franchise that millions of people actually enjoyed — and decides it needs a “modern” makeover. Swap the guys for women, inject some lectures, and hope t...
The Pronoun Privateer
Ed. note: I had originally hid this behind a paywall for my paying subscribers and, while that version was “okay”, it wasn’t great and certainly not up to my standards. I have decided I could do better.
Yarrrrr me Substack mateys!
If...
Cancel Me
In 2026, getting canceled isn’t always a tragedy — sometimes it’s just free publicity with a side of comedy.
Some time ago, a concerted effort kicked off to get my Substack taken down. Someone (allegedly) started a petition, rallied the tr...
Because...That's Why (The MTV Unplugged Mix)
The new acoustic take is based directly off the original 9/8 audio seed — the same foundational groove and odd-meter pulse that drove the full version.
Instead of building it out with drums, bass, or extra layers, I stripped it back to the...
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