SmokeytheToad*
Billy Pauley Jr.Get lost... here.
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PTSD... Episode 22.
Unpublished Works, © 2026, BillyPauleyJr.*
EPISODE 22.
“Trick or Treat!!” A ghost, a goblin, a princess and vampire. Kids…
“fuck, it’s Halloween.” “O’, wow… you all look great! I forgot about today… I forgot to buy candy.”
The vampire s...
PTSD... Episode 21.
Unpublished Works, © 2026, BillyPauleyJr.*
EPISODE 21.
Wednesday.
Silence.
More silence.
“Have you ever tho’t of joining one of our group meetings?”
“Please don’t ask me trick questions.”
“It’s not…”
“My ‘tho’ts’ are what’s killing...
Prince Charming.
Unpublished Works, © 2002, BillyPauleyJr.*
Prince Charming.
There is no prince charming,
You say it aloud,
But I know you believe,
There must be one somehow,
For the fact that his absence,
Can lessen your heart,
Is evidentiary emoti...
PTSD... Episode 20.
Unpublished Works, © 2026, BillyPauleyJr.*
EPISODE 20.
Wednesday.
“What the fuck…. am I dreaming?” waking, my eyes were having trouble focusing on him… Robby, my brother. But Robby had died… right? So, who am I seeing? What’s going on? I...
Under Arrest.
Unpublished Works, © 2002, BillyPauleyJr.*
Under Arrest.
Watch what you do with that girl’s love,
She’s unpredictable in her duress,
She’ll file emotional charges against you,
And place your heart under arrest,
O’, you have the right...
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