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    Weather-beaten humorist from the previous century. National Lampoon, Spy, New Yorker, Yiddish With Dick and Jane, How to Raise a Jewish Dog, How to Profit from the Coming Rapture, Monsters of the Ivy League. Ghostwriter for hire.

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    Co-author (with Ellis Weiner) of The Split, a dystopian satire set not so far in the future after the country divorces itself. And now: Splitsville, our weekly newsletter.

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