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Splitsville HOW YA DOIN’?
Recently one of us received an email from a friend who wrote, regarding herself and her husband, “Hope you’re very well indeed. We certainly are. Considering.”
We know what she means. You know what she means. “Considering” stands for: “We’...
Splitsville RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA
Let’s start here, courtesy of Dean Blundell’s Substack:
If you have been waiting for the moment the mask came all the way off, stop waiting. It’s on the floor, and Trump is now proudly waving a Russian flag. The President of the United Sta...
Splitsville THE PRINCE OF “PEACE”
Let’s talk about Jared Kushner.
Oh, God. Really? Do we have to?
Yes, really, although no, we don’t have to. But let’s. Because Kushner—unlike, say, Pete Hegseth or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.—is a member of the Trump administration who isn’t a...
Splitsville CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES. RIGHT?
Want a fun hypothetical? Here ya go:
Say the Democrats take both the House and the Senate in November. And say they step up, somehow fail to disappoint us all, and actually do initiate a (grueling, merciless) series of hearings and investi...
Splitsville DAR-LIN YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW: SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
Part II in a II-Part Series!
Last week we discussed, more in sorrow than in anger and more in disgust than in sorrow, the possibility of the US succumbing to civil war, collapse, coup, or some other bad thing starting with the letter “c.”...
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I'm Rebecca. From Wonkette.
Co-author (with Ellis Weiner) of The Split, a dystopian satire set not so far in the future after the country divorces itself. And now: Splitsville, our weekly newsletter.
Weather-beaten humorist from the previous century. National Lampoon, Spy, New Yorker, Yiddish With Dick and Jane, How to Raise a Jewish Dog, How to Profit from the Coming Rapture, Monsters of the Ivy League. Ghostwriter for hire.
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