Wonkette's THE SPLIT
Rebecca Schoenkopf, Steve Radlauer, Ellis WeinerEllis Weiner and Steve Radlauer's serial novel follows the flight of fun, capable bartendrix Lorinda Moon from the CCSA toward freedom, the fewer-stated United States of America, and a post-one-night-stand abortion. Guns! Explosions! Pulp! THE SPLIT!
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Splitsville MALEFUCKHEADS OF GREAT WEALTH
Q: What is it about having a lot of money that fucks people up so much?
A: Not everyone, no. We can think of various people who have a lot of money and who don’t seem to be fucked up, e.g., Warren Buffet, Mackenzie Scott (Jeff Bezos’s ex),...
Splitsville ETERNAL INFLECTION
If you can, cast your mind back to the distant past—all the way back to April 9, almost exactly a month ago, and recall how we mused that it felt like we had reached “an inflection point” in the ongoing serio-comic horror story/farce that i...
Splitsville THE FOOTBALL, THE BISCUIT, AND THE TRIAD(S)
“Now then, Dmitri. You know how we have always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. The Bomb, Dmitri. The Hydrogen Bomb.”
-President Merkin Muffley to Soviet Premier Dmitri Kissoff, in Dr. Strangelove
Hey,...
Splitsville A Not-So-Tortured Confession
How bad is Donald Trump? This bad:
~~Several months ago~~ Sorry. It just feels like several months ago. Last week, when he announced the Strait of Hormuz had been re- opened, our first reaction was: Oh foo. Really? Nuts.
Why? Because the...
Splitsville LOOK ON YE MIGHTY ASSHOLE AND DESPAIR
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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and snee...
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I'm Rebecca. From Wonkette.
I'm a writer. Unlike Donald Trump, I live in New York City. And I know how to write. If you don't believe me about the writing part, read The Split (currently being serialized on Wonkette), which, I swear, I co-wrote with Ellis Weiner.
Weather-beaten humorist from the previous century. National Lampoon, Spy, New Yorker, Yiddish With Dick and Jane, How to Raise a Jewish Dog, How to Profit from the Coming Rapture, Monsters of the Ivy League. Ghostwriter for hire.
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