Worthless Trash
Archer ParquetteJust a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 134 | Founded | 6 years ago | Last Issue | 4 days ago |
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Of Static and Struggle
During the summer of 2005, when I was nine years old, only a few things really mattered to me.
One: The chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches my mom had stopped buying from Sam’s Club after she caught me eating three of them at six in...
Faking the Funk With the 2008 Green Bay Packers
Being something of an idiot, I consider myself an expert in vanishingly few topics:
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The means and methods by which to consume Taco Bell daily without damaging your gastrointestinal system.
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Staring at your feet for eight minutes st...
Falling Into a Nostalgia Trap With The Chainsmokers
I was driving home last week, fueled by a couple late-night Red Bulls and a gnawing sense of inadequacy, when the playlist bumping over my car’s speakers reached its end. The Wu-Tang Clan had adequately warned me that they were not to be tr...
The Two Recesses: An Exhortation
I have an announcement to make.
But this wouldn’t be Worthless Trash if I just said it, right? No, that would be too reasonable and easy and reader-friendly Instead, the obvious choice here is to embed the announcement within, ehhh let’s s...
Maxing Out Your Social Quotient With Saucy Andre
A few Saturdays ago, I was tearing up the dance floor at the club, making fools of my enemies, inspiring both jealousy and lust in equal measure with my every move.
“Saucy Andre,” they all said. (That’s what the people call me in the stree...
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I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.
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