Worthless Trash
Archer ParquetteJust a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 122 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 4 days ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
archerparquette.substack.comLatest Issues
The Grand Stoicism of the Chubby-Cheeked Child
When I was thirteen, I looked like a Cabbage Patch Kid. I was a chubby-cheeked, roly-poly, stubby-legged little creature. (I pretty much still am, just with a few more wrinkles and little less light behind my eyes.) But for reasons that str...
A Tale of Two Night Drives
When I was seventeen, the world was a vast and beckoning place. I was but a late bloomer, confused and uncertain, slowly growing into the person I hoped to become. In the midst of such a turbulent time, when life felt as though it was on th...
A Shoutout to the Gas Station Woman
A few weeks ago, the freedom of the open road called to me.
It said, “Hey, Archer. I’m the freedom of the open road. I’m calling to you.”
I said, “Nice. Maybe I’ll go on a road trip.”
Then the freedom of the open road said, “Do you know...
The Next Great Russian Novel Might Be a Video Game
Fair warning: This edition of Worthless Trash is going to be a little different from the usual. This column isn’t a funny story about childhood heartbreak, a roundup of book recommendations, or an entirely justified screed against the disco...
On Building a Bookshelf
My impulse control, at times, is not ideal.
Pull up to the McDonald’s drive-thru, and I’m leaving with a couple Big Macs, the extra-large fries, and an Oreo McFlurry. Boot up the PlayStation, blink twice, and I’ve spent nine hours straight...
Key Facts
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for Worthless Trash.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 79 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
Chart Rankings
How this newsletter ranks in the official Substack charts.
| #198 |
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for Worthless Trash?
You can find recent issues that have been published by Worthless Trash on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does Worthless Trash have?
To see how many people subscribe to Worthless Trash, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in Worthless Trash?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch Worthless Trash as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like Worthless Trash?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact Worthless Trash using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to Worthless Trash?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like Worthless Trash. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact Worthless Trash?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.