Worthless Trash
Archer ParquetteJust a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 116 | Subscribers | Read | archerparquette.substack.com |
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Latest Issues
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Rainbow Road Rage
Sometimes I contemplate this newsletter. What purpose does it serve? What reward does it bring me? Should I occasionally just get to the point instead of starting these things with three essentially rhetorical questions in a row, one of whi...
The Sprout Betrayal
> “If the devil does not exist, and man has therefore created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness.” – Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brother Karamazov
Reading 'Don Quixote' Because You Said I Shouldn't
There’s something weird about me.
A Place That Should Not See Daylight
A young man wearing shamrock sunglasses flung himself to the curb and spewed vomit in the gutter. The woman behind him tugged his arm to and fro, as though his shoulder were a rusty spigot that might stop the flow of beer and half-digested ...
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I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.
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