Worthless Trash
Archer ParquetteJust a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 91 | Subscribers | Read | archerparquette.substack.com |
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Latest Issues
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You Can Just Keep Running
I’m not what you would call “athletic.” Frankly, I’m what you would call “small” and “uncoordinated” and “never able to get a girlfriend with those spindly wrists and womanly thighs.” And while I wish my Aunt Helen would stop commenting on ...
A Vast Gulf of Awkwardness and Oddity
A few years ago, I won an award for humor writing. (Terrible how far standards have fallen these days, I know.)
5 School-Set Books for Your September Woes
Every September, when the wind turns crisp and the leaves slowly begin to change, I’m struck by a powerful nostalgia for school. When I wake in the morning and smell fall on the air, I feel a vague wish that I could be back in my old colleg...
A Peek Into the Catacombs
When I was twelve years old, I had to hide a book.
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I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.
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