Worthless Trash
Archer ParquetteJust a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
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The Saga of Don Archero
In the summer of ’08, I went a little crazy.
(Don’t worry, it was just a little bit—not like the summer of ’15 with the Potato Purée Pop-Up incident, which shall never be spoken of again.)
That summer of ’08, I was twelve years old, and t...
A Sole Story
Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story of those shoes skilled in all ways of contending, the soles, harried for years on end.
This is going to be a tough column for me. I don’t normally get too vulnerable here at Worthless Trash...
Crazy Blood and Gratitude
Normally, I use this Substack to tell arguably amusing stories of my many humiliations and failures—wearing overalls to a formal occasion; spilling soup down my pants at dinner; accidentally kneeing the flower girl in the face while trying...
A Weirdo’s Syllabus, Part 2
At the end of January, I published A Weirdo’s Syllabus, Part 1, and the mountains trembled. The earth shook. The trees did a little shimmy.
The reader response was unbelievable. Letters poured into my mailbox from distant lands; my phone r...
A Requiem for ‘Dad Books’
When I was growing up, our home had two bookshelves. They were placed up against each other in the corner of our living room, one on one wall, one on the other.
These shelves were a sacred place of sorts. Not because Great Uncle Jerry alwa...
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I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.
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