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you better not be online

Kevin Cortez, Emilio Calderon, Caleb Catlin

what happens when i dont stare at my phone

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  • Kevin Cortez

    Kevin Cortez used to write about rap music. Now he writes about things to buy.

  • Emilio Calderon

    Former writer, full-time idiot.

  • Caleb Catlin

    i talk about music and tv and movies twitter: @caleb_catlin23

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