Sharp comedic essays on human nature and culture, both of which can be quite fun and very odd.
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Horndog
Portrait of a Buffoon with a Dog by Diego Velázquez
An older, gray-haired man I met on a walk recently asked me what kind of dog Brady is. A Goldendoodle, I told him. His interest may or may not have been sincere, but his true purpose in a...
The Return Window with Guest Chris Stanton of Stantonland
Hi, friends. You and your inbox are getting a double dose of me today.
was kind enough to invite me to be her guest last night on the first episode of her new Substack Live, The Return Window. Rani writes , so the conversation was about v...
Starring Kim Jong Un as Mary Poppins
Illustration by Mary Shepard for P.L. Travers’s book, Mary Poppins
In this week’s episode of Funny Story (link below), one of the articles and I discussed was about a young girl who ordered a Mary Poppins costume for a school event. Inste...
A Mary Poppins Error and a Butt-Sniffing Terror
In this episode, Shelly Mazzanoble and I discuss a little girl who was sent a Kim Jong Un costume by mistake and a man who won’t stop sniffing women’s behinds in public.
Thank you to everyone who tuned in live!
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On Losing My Mind
Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear by Vincent van Gogh
My aunt and uncle just celebrated their 70th anniversary. This is a milestone reached by just 0.1% of couples. The figure would be higher if not for the classic 57-year itch.
Their daugh...
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Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
Chris Stanton is a humor writer. Readers have described his essays as "hilarious," "brilliant," “insightful,” and "wonderfully funny." Clearly, these are shrewd, sophisticated people.
Shelly Mazzanoble is the award-winning author who writes about the humorous side of parenthood and middle-aged and sometimes Dungeons & Dragons. She's complicated, okay?
Why do we shop when life stops making sense? That's Retail Therapy — personal essays by a former business reporter (yes, the WSJ kind) now surviving corporate tech by growing plants in the bathtub and doing yoga in the driveway.
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