Sharp comedic essays on culture and human nature, both of which can be quite fun and very odd.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 206 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 3 days ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
chrisstanton.substack.comLatest Issues
Football Fans Are Giant Nerds
The Football Players by Henri Rousseau
I’ve been working on an essay for my book project this week, so I’m resharing this one from last November. Originally published behind the paywall, it will be new to most readers.
If you went...
A Message from an Aging Movie Cop
I’m afraid I’ve made a mistake. Contrary to what I’ve said during a number of high-stress situations in my role as a police officer, it turns out that I am not, in fact, getting too old for this shit.
After consulting with several medical...
A Bucket of Poo and a Schlongful of Glue
In this episode, Shelly Mazzanoble and I discuss a filthy, inter-trailer dispute and a man who took his incontinence problem into his own hands.
Thank you to everyone who tuned in live!
Get more from Chris Stanton in the Substack app
Ava...
The Genuine Torments of Virtual Meetings
Vsevolod Mikhailovich Garshin by Ilia Efimovich Repin
The pandemic was terrible in too many ways to count. One positive effect, though, was that it provided us with windows into our colleagues’ homes, allowing us to judge them in ways we n...
Horndog
Portrait of a Buffoon with a Dog by Diego Velázquez
An older, gray-haired man I met on a walk recently asked me what kind of dog Brady is. A Goldendoodle, I told him. His interest may or may not have been sincere, but his true purpose in a...
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for Stantonland.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 81 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
Explore More
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
Chris Stanton has written humor for some of the world’s biggest brands. Readers have called his essays about culture and human nature “hilarious,” “insightful,” and “brilliant.”
Shelly Mazzanoble is the award-winning author who writes about the humorous side of parenthood and middle-aged and sometimes Dungeons & Dragons. She's complicated, okay?
Where do we throw our time & money when life stops making sense? That's Retail Therapy — personal essays by a former business reporter (yes, the WSJ kind) now surviving corporate tech by growing plants in the bathtub and doing yoga in the driveway.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for Stantonland?
You can find recent issues that have been published by Stantonland on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does Stantonland have?
To see how many people subscribe to Stantonland, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in Stantonland?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch Stantonland as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like Stantonland?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact Stantonland using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to Stantonland?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like Stantonland. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact Stantonland?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.