Clinically Handsome
Essays from the twisted mind of North Brooklyn's third-coolest remote worker
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Collateralized Culture Obligations
Cerulean, I muttered to myself as I left the Friday matinee showing of The Devil Wears Prada 2 at the Lower Manhattan Alamo Drafthouse, a theater that sits roughly five stories under an office high-rise, a theater that requires a descent in...
Fortune Preparedness
In golf, there’s a stat called the “Bounce-Back.” Essentially, it measures how well you play right after you fuck up. If I triple-bogey the first hole then birdie the second, this metric would tell you I’m doing well, would tell you how res...
The Last Train Out
In Entourage, a show from the early aughts that I watch when I’m in a funk, there’s a plot line where lead Vincent Chase, supposedly a leading man in Hollywood, is down and out and needs money. His management doesn’t want him to do commerci...
My Two Weeks Off
On October 31st at around 4:30 PM,1 I ended a nearly five year stint at [REDACTED]. I find most things nowadays end unceremoniously, like no one really has the time to take stock or reflect. This was no different. I put in my two weeks on t...
Williamsburg Eulogy
My lease ended recently, sometime between yesterday and like three months from now, depending on how quickly I write and post this. I packed up my stuff, including a suitcase solely full of ceramics and knick-knacks, and moved to [REDACTED]...
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