No Grass in the Clouds
Ryan O'HanlonDemystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.
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What I Wrote This Week (8/20)
There are many words written by me on ESPN.com right now. Well, I guess there will always be many words written by me on ESPN.com until it all gets eaten up and spit back out by some middle-managing AI that exists just because it can. But a...
What I Wrote This Week (8/14)
Two more stories from me this week before we go into full-on Premier League Preview Mode:
-Hiring Jose Mourinho? Trying to sign the 30-year-old who just won the Golden Ball at the World Cup? It sure seems like Real Madrid want to go back t...
What I Wrote This Week (8/7)
The other day, one of my friends told me he was soccer-ed out from the World Cup. Then, a day after that, another friend told me he was upset when he realized he was mistaken in thinking the Premier League started this weekend.
Wherever yo...
What I Wrote This Week (7/24)
After these two stories, my World Cup has ended:
-What will we remember the 2026 World Cup for in 20 years: soccer making it in America, Erling Haaland’s breakout, Spain’s defense? None of the above.
-I have a new theory that explains thi...
What I Wrote This Week (7/17)
Normally, I am ethically opposed to the third-place game. It, too, is self-care for someone like me to skip an unnecessary soccer game after the amount of soccer that’s been pumped through my brain for the past month. I have loved the World...
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