No Grass in the Clouds
Ryan O'HanlonDemystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.
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What I Wrote This Week (6/19)
We’re just over a week into the World Cup and rather beginning this newsletter by attempting to make some kind of pithy comment that tries to sum up everything that’s happened, I wrote you an entire column about it.
Here’s what you got fro...
What I Wrote This Week (6/11)
The World Cup starts in a couple hours, so we’re coming to you a day early this week:
-At the beginning of the week, I ranked who I think are the 50 best players at the World Cup. An angry USMNT fan told me I was either ignorant, blind, or...
What I Wrote This Week (6/5)
There are approximately 78,000 words from me on ESPN dot com this week.
-First, I ranked all 48 nations who will be kicking the ball around various half-empty NFL stadiums this summer.
-Then I used AI to predict every game of the World C...
What I Wrote This Week (5/29)
I’m struggling to think of a Champions League final that felt less important. PSG literally won last year. Arsenal just won the thing they’ve been trying to win for 20 years. And the World Cup starts in two weeks. These games typically re-w...
What I Wrote This Week (5/22)
Real Madrid are hiring Jose Mourinho. England’s national team has no passers on its World Cup roster. It’s 2010 again, baby!
Here’s what I wrote this week:
-Who are the top 50 American soccer players based on a very simple model I created...
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