No Grass in the Clouds
Ryan O'HanlonDemystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.
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What I Wrote This Week (9/25)
New words from me on the following:
-Florian Wirtz: Does he stink? All of a sudden, a lot of people seem to think he stinks.
-What is the state of the USMNT player pool? Everyone’s favorite basic, arbitary model is back with an answer ahe...
What I Wrote This Week (9/18)
I’m going to Milwaukee in a couple weeks. Anyone have any good Milwaukee recs?
Here’s what I wrote this week:
-How secure is each Premier League manager’s job?
-Since I’m not teaching this semester, I’ve graded the first month for all 20...
What I Wrote This Week (9/11)
Remember Pig Latin? You don’t hear about Pig Latin much these days. Are kids still doing that?
Here’s what I’ve written this week:
-Did Premier League teams forget what wingers are actually supposed to do?
-What the hell is going on with...
What I Wrote This Week (9/4)
It’s all transfers from me this week:
-The 11 moves most likely to fail: uh oh, Enzo?
-The true-cost transfer rankings: Yeah, I can’t come up with anything pithy here. But it’s a ranking of the 50 most expensive Premier League transfers b...
What I Wrote This Week (8/28)
Two more from me this week:
-Brighton might win the league. Aston Villa, Spurs, and United are all getting relegated. Brentford are gonna win the Champions League in 2028. I was right about everything: I overreacted to the first week of th...
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