No Grass in the Clouds
Ryan O'HanlonDemystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.
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What I Wrote This Week (7/24)
After these two stories, my World Cup has ended:
-What will we remember the 2026 World Cup for in 20 years: soccer making it in America, Erling Haaland’s breakout, Spain’s defense? None of the above.
-I have a new theory that explains thi...
What I Wrote This Week (7/17)
Normally, I am ethically opposed to the third-place game. It, too, is self-care for someone like me to skip an unnecessary soccer game after the amount of soccer that’s been pumped through my brain for the past month. I have loved the World...
What I Wrote This Week (7/10)
I guess it’s a sign of growth, right? We’re no longer saying that “If Madison Bumgarner played soccer, the USMNT would be in the quarterfinals”. Instead, the accepted line has become: “If soccer wasn’t so expensive, the USMNT would be in th...
What I Wrote This Week (7/3)
I tried writing an intro where I likened this summer’s growing discontent with soccer’s adoption of technology — beginning with the constant, thankless efforts of a select few (like the early subscribers to this newsletter), eventually co-o...
What I Wrote This Week (6/26)
Are you and your loved ones also confused by our English-language American broadcasters continually using the phrase “unplayable” to describe a soccer player who is simply playing soccer at a really high level and not one who is unable to o...
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