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No Grass in the Clouds

Ryan O'Hanlon

Demystifying soccer -- one shot, and one sweater, at a time.

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What I Wrote This Week (7/10)

I guess it’s a sign of growth, right? We’re no longer saying that “If Madison Bumgarner played soccer, the USMNT would be in the quarterfinals”. Instead, the accepted line has become: “If soccer wasn’t so expensive, the USMNT would be in th...

8 days ago
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What I Wrote This Week (7/3)

I tried writing an intro where I likened this summer’s growing discontent with soccer’s adoption of technology — beginning with the constant, thankless efforts of a select few (like the early subscribers to this newsletter), eventually co-o...

15 days ago
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What I Wrote This Week (6/26)

Are you and your loved ones also confused by our English-language American broadcasters continually using the phrase “unplayable” to describe a soccer player who is simply playing soccer at a really high level and not one who is unable to o...

22 days ago
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What I Wrote This Week (6/19)

We’re just over a week into the World Cup and rather beginning this newsletter by attempting to make some kind of pithy comment that tries to sum up everything that’s happened, I wrote you an entire column about it.

Here’s what you got fro...

a month ago
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What I Wrote This Week (6/11)

The World Cup starts in a couple hours, so we’re coming to you a day early this week:

-At the beginning of the week, I ranked who I think are the 50 best players at the World Cup. An angry USMNT fan told me I was either ignorant, blind, or...

a month ago
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