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Coffee, Cults & Comedy

Shari Simpson

A religious deconstruction tale, powered by caffeine and irreverence

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BITE me.

When I was nine, I figured out what sexual intercourse was from a ratty paperback novel hidden behind “The Song of Bernadette” in my mother’s bookcase.

Mom hadn’t yet explained the birds and the bees to me. I don’t know why, the woman was...

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Let the Shunning Begin!

The following are two epic tales of disgust, banishment, and ghosting. With lotsa laughs.

Regarding that ‘Deena Debacle’ I mentioned in my last post… I mean, who doesn’t love a decent debacle (and excellent alliteration)?

At the beginning...

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You Are (So Not) the Sunshine of My Life

In third grade, I was best friends with a girl named Susan.

To truly grasp this seminal event of 1971, however, I must add a caveat:

The “best” part was entirely from my perspective.

Susan was beautiful and moody and 8-years-old-popular...

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A Little Bit of Power Can Really Eff A Person Up

Fun fact: my 92-year old mother lives with us now.

Yes, the mom who calmly plucked my father’s teeth from a highway gutter and threatened a mob hit on my sister’s abusive boyfriend is now my roommate. You’ll be glad to know that even thoug...

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Mayo, Donald Trump, and Spiders: A Few Thoughts on Hell

In HELL:

My only food choice: Mayonnaise sandwiches on soggy Wonder bread

My only companion: Donald Trump saying, “Thank you for your attention to this matter, Piggy” on a loop

My only pet: A giant spider that moves at warp speed

As I p...

a month ago
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  • Shari Simpson

    Screenwriter (Disney's THE SWAP, Hallmark's upcoming LOVE FINDS YOU). Comedy writer (NY Times, Brain Child). Author ("Sugar Rush Racers" series Disney Books). Loves pugs and maudlin 1970s story songs. Jesus fan. Religion, meh.

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