Notes On Not Screaming
Dena HarrisHumor is how I make sense of daily life and survive adulthood without resorting to thumb-sucking in public.
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My Mother Would Like a Word With the Purchasing Department
The other day, at her request, I ordered Skin So Soft bath oil for Mom off Amazon.
I texted her when I saw it had been delivered to her door and she texted me back sixty seconds later.
“Wrong product.”
She wanted the one with the pump an...
I Took My Mother to a Dentist in an Abandoned Bank
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“When was the last time I was at the dentist?”
Mom’s question stopped me in my tracks. When was the last time I’d taken her?
I usually have a good memory for these things, attaching appointments to concur...
Mom, Get Your Stories Straight
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Anyone unfortunate enough to have participated in a corporate icebreaker knows the particular torture of Two Truths and a Lie. You announce three facts about yourself, and people who know you mainly from b...
I’m Not Clipping My Mother’s Toenails
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As functioning citizens of society, there are certain lines we won’t cross. Murder is an obvious one. Intentionally tripping small children, another, although that may be more of a gray line for some of us....
Why Are You Rushing Me?
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“What do you find to be the most annoying thing about me?” Mom asks.
My Spidey-sense tingles. Her question is either a gift or a trap, probably the latter. Who voluntarily asks to know the really icky stu...
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Dena Harris is a humor writer making sense of adulthood, caregiving, relationships, dogs, and other situations for which there should have been training.
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