Notes On Not Screaming
Dena HarrisHumor is how I make sense of daily life and survive adulthood without resorting to thumb-sucking in public.
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I’m Not Clipping My Mother’s Toenails
Photo by Ian Talmacs on Unsplash
As functioning citizens of society, there are certain lines we won’t cross. Murder is an obvious one. Intentionally tripping small children, another, although that may be more of a gray line for some of us....
Why Are You Rushing Me?
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“What do you find to be the most annoying thing about me?” Mom asks.
My Spidey-sense tingles. Her question is either a gift or a trap, probably the latter. Who voluntarily asks to know the really icky stu...
Hot Rollers 911
I have a full time job. A master’s degree. I’m responsible for important things.
This morning I spent 45 minutes in a text argument with my mom over hot rollers.
Ironically, for once, the battle was not over whether or not she should purc...
Give Me a Number
close-up of someone's hand filling out a pain questionnaire, with a pen hovering over a row of numbers from 1–10.
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain are you in today?” I ask Mom.
“Ten,” she replies.
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much is...
No, Mom, You Can't Have Botox
Last year, for my birthday, my mother kept dropping hints about a gift. She was vibrating with excitement, insisting she’d come up with the perfect thing—something we could do together.
When we had her over for dinner, she sat at the kitch...
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Dena Harris is a humor writer making sense of adulthood, caregiving, relationships, dogs, and other situations for which there should have been training.
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