Thoughts from a freelance writer on the unbound, nomadic, creative life.
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Things That Made Me Less Cranky: June 2026 Edition
Welcome to my monthly list of recommendations. It is made up of completely random things/events/moments that made me less of a raging, bitter hag despite the dumpster fire that is our world. It also includes food-centric suggestions. Enjoy!...
My Pitch to Chicago Magazine: Fika
Throwback Thursday in honor of The Bear
The final season of The Bear begins today and I’m feeling surprisingly verklempt about it. The show had its moments of brilliance—the seven fishes episode is seared into my mind as one of the great d...
The Abyss That Is Peruvian Elections
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Entre el cancer y el SIDA. Between cancer and AIDS. For the last twenty-plus years since the Fujimori dictatorshi...
Introducing But You Can't Stay Here
Cover art by the one and only Jimena Bellina
I’m proud, and a little terrified, to announce that the trailer for my podcast BUT YOU CAN’T STAY HERE is live! The official podcast launch is coming soon-ish but I wanted to start whetting your...
Lima, It's Been Two Years
Is this an invitation or a threat?
Two years ago today, I moved back to Lima. As I wrote last year, I’m still not one for anniversaries. However, this one seared into my mind when I looked up the exact date of my La Guardia-Fort Lauderdale...
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Freelance writer, translator and bon vivant. Living the bicoastal life (Peru + USA). Creator and host of the upcoming podcast But You Can't Stay Here.
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