Thoughts from a freelance writer on the unbound, nomadic, creative life.
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Things That Made Me Less Cranky: August 2026
Welcome to my monthly list of recommendations. It is made up of completely random things/events/moments that made me less of a raging, bitter, hag despite the dumpster fire that is our world. It also includes food-centric suggestions. Enjoy...
There’s Too Much Content
It’s finally happened. I’m nostalgic for 2020. That’s…not good.
At one point during COVID lockdown—after the two-week stay-at-home order had long been extended into several months but before the murder of George Floyd turned my particular...
My Pitch to The Billfold: #YOLOing Through My Layoff
I Will Never Not Laugh About My Tragedies, Even if I Have To Cry About it First
I wasn’t going to share this pitch since it’s from so long ago (2018) and from an outlet that, however beloved it was in its time, no longer exists. I try to b...
But What About the Children? Or Lack Thereof? (with Lizzette Soria)
When Ines Bellina decided to move back to Peru after living in the United States for 18 years, she could just pack up her bag and leave—because she didn’t have kids or a spouse to consider. But that doesn’t mean children don’t weigh on her...
Mini-Salon: The Mid-Year Check-In!
Which you can do at your own time, at your own pace
This summer is not letting up! And if you’re astutely wondering why I’m talking about summer when I live in the Southern Hemisphere where it is winter, it’s because El Niño is coming in w...
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Freelance writer, translator and bon vivant. Living the bicoastal life (Peru + USA). Creator and host of the upcoming podcast But You Can't Stay Here. Thoughts on the unbound, nomadic, creative life.
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