Thoughts from a freelance writer on the unbound, nomadic, creative life.
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Cranky Guide Writing "Hour" October 2026!
We’re back on Monday evenings!
I am back in Lima, which means my Mondays are wide open for some butt-in-chair, hands-on-keyboard, good ol’ fashion write-in. Specifically at 6:30 pm CT. That’s all the preamble I have! I’m in deep podcasting...
Things That Made Me Less Cranky: September 2026
Welcome to my monthly list of recommendations. It is made up of completely random things/events/moments that made me less of a raging, bitter, hag despite the dumpster fire that is our world. It also includes food-centric suggestions. Enjoy...
Flash Sale
I’ll keep this short and sassy. I’m one paid subscriber away from getting my silly checkmark back. I’m also tired of consistently being on the Rising leaderboard and not having the money to show for it LOL. So I’m hosting a 48-hour flash sa...
Podcast Movement and the Existential Crisis
I’ve long joked that I love dying industries, as a way to explain why my professional life has been nothing short of precarious, unstable and middling. I would consider podcasting as one of those on life support, but while attending Podcast...
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Freelance writer, translator and bon vivant. Living the bicoastal life (Peru + USA). Creator and host of the podcast But You Can't Stay Here. Thoughts on the unbound, nomadic, creative life.
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