Future Crone
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 18 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 2 months ago |
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Wringing out ALL the Joy
Is joy revolutionary?
Short answer: Yes.
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Longer answer: Yes - but also - I’m not here to joy-shame anyone who is having a truly tough time. Sp...
Memory is an Onion
Time moves linearly, as my literal-minded son recently reminded me when I tried to argue otherwise, but memory is like smoke, it can sneak in through the smallest crack, and then, suddenly, time has no bearing. You are boundless, flying, sp...
Toilet-pocalypse
Single Mom Shit (part 1 of a never ending series)…
Happy New Year? Not sure about you, but this year has been kinda shitty (pun INTENDED) so far, personally, nationally, and globally.
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Snippets - The Madelines
Cover art of West End Girl by Lily Allen, whose saintly inspiration was written about in this Esquire article.
And who the fuck is Madeline?
(Not these overpriced gluten free cookies, that’s for sure.)
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Snippets - Four Nancy's
Nancy 1 circa late 1970s:
Nancy, on the left, and my cute mom in the white shirt (plus my dad’s back in the blue) at my 4th birthday party at Burger King. I wonder what they were saying, or who they were talking about…
Nancy Eisenstodt wa...
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Single mom, feminist, writer, high functioning lunatic, voracious reader, weight lifter, runner, proud mediocre tap dancer. Determined to wring as much joy out of this life as I can.
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