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Your erotic assignment: laughter

✏️ I’m giving you homework

I once saw a story about a dad dropping their kid off at their boyfriend/girlfriend’s house with a nugget of timely wisdom: “If you’re not laughing during sex, you’re not doing it right.”

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Don’t forget to milk your husband

two sexy nights, one DIY house project

Welcome back to Happy Endings, where I (a sextech marketer, former relationship anarchist, monogamous married mother of two) wax about contemporary love and provide an honest, relationship peep show....

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Lately #1

For the first time in Happy Endings history, may I present… a diaristic life update, in bullet form.

I’ve been coming lately:

  • From an engraved 24kt gold vibrator while imagining where I wanted my husband to lick me

  • From a ne...

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A 7-Step Guide to Coming Again

how to help the Lost Body Woman you love

When is the last time the woman dearest to you came? Little stifled sneeze orgasms don’t count.

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The women who never come are lost

Welcome back to Happy Endings, where I write about contemporary love, and the sex life of my marriage.

I’m Abigail, a mom of two boys, a meditation enthusiast, cocksucking feminist, born-again monogamist, sextech leader, and lingerie colle...

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