Happy Endings
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 106 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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The secret to good role-play
Sex as Individuation (Praxxxis #9)
The hottest role-play doesn’t involve a nurse costume, step-family trope, or a handiman script. Dressing up as Barbarella is fun, don’t get me wrong, but that superficial play is never as erotic as the se...
I Aspire to Be a Low Vibration Wife
The other day, I came across a woman with cute freckles in a topless Porsche talking about how being a “high vibration woman” got her more gifts from her husband.
I’m not above the allure of a gift, so I bit. I watched a few of her reels....
Whiny, Pouty Bitch
wrestling as angst outlet and foreplay
After three years of near-daily acquaintance, the manager at the bodega near my kids’ school said he loved the way I spoke to my kids. He said I was so patient. I said, well, I’m not always. I just tr...
How I touch myself, nonsexually, when I want to feel sexy
Six non-erogenous body parts and how to touch them (Praxxxis #8)
When I want to feel horny but don’t want to meditate on erotic thought-starters while listening to Divinyls and circling my hips like Patrick Swayze, I get non-sexually liter...
Test of Pregnancy
“Circumcision?” I said.
He smiled. “That was out of nowhere,” he said, grabbing his can of Modelo.
It was. But it wasn’t. Earlier that day, I decided I needed to determine whether my new boyfriend would be the right father for my children...
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