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Howdy Horn Honkers!

Therra Cathryn Gwyn
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Here is where I honk into the void (and visible world) about politics, pop culture, grief, spirituality, the personal, the peculiar and the often comical cosmic condition we all share. Life is just a ride. Call shotgun and let's go.

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    Writer. Longtime arts professional and former publicist for Monkee Peter Tork. Enthusiastic over-thinker opining on politics, pop culture, grief, hope, and the often comical cosmic condition we all share. I like dogs.

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