Don't Die Dumb
Humble the PoetThinking deeply about shallow shit
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I Do Shit, Therefore I Matter
I’m in a unique place in my life right now (and by right now I mean the exact moment I’m writing this, shit could change at any time, even though it hasn’t in the last 2 months).
Everything I was doing in the past doesn’t exist anymor...
A Shitty Day
The weather was shitty outside today.
What do you think the weather was?
Before we get to that, in my 20’s I went to the doctors complaining about low energy. I grew up in a vegetarian household, so I assumed it was Iron. The doct...
What My Gym Crush & Mom Have In Common
My gym crush wears what appear to be cream Air Jordan 5’s to the gym. I noticed them and realised I’ve never owned a pair of Air Jordan’s in my life. I thought that would be a good conversation starter with her, but after we made eye contac...
You Need More Queer Friends
There was a friend who people commonly mistook for me. He’d be out and about, and someone would text me asking if it was me at the event. He’s a handsome guy, nice build, tall turban, so I always took it as a compliment.
He saw me as...
Justified Paranoia
Walking through the Mashpi rainforest, my guide is seemingly able to spot the tiniest, most camouflaged creatures in the jungle. Day or night, he’d point something out, and it’d end up being a frog the size of a quarter. It was stupid how i...
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